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Posted By: alfonsothefan

Posted On: Jun 24, 2004
Views: 345
Open letter to Dio

As our late great leader coulda told you "well, there he goes again!"

Actually, I wanted to thank you for having the courage of your convictions and for putting up with us all these many months. I know that you consider this site as little more than (in your words) " a port in the storm." I couldn't agree more; still, I must tell you that for these many months of health problems-- this was more than a port in the storm: hell, it was the only refuge from mindless zombies who set up sites, then turned their backs on what true "freedom of speech is..."
Before anyone misunderstands. Dio and legion and Wiz and Rough and I go back many months. Time spent on jabs right & left; endless topics ranging from fem fights to real fights to war to poverty and flicks and teevee crap. In a word, you never sold out. Again, I'd like to thank you, for in a world all too filled with security guards, homeowner asociation nannies, cops on bikes/in bars/undercover and all, homeland security, intel security, security-security (hehehe), p.c. patrollers & 'net nanny's, it's nice to come to a place where I can find a Canadian fulla crap rabble anarchist, a trio of New Englanders, a punk kid from Carolina who I agree with on everything but politics, an 'Armenian Turk' (don't ask) who once thought I'd unfairly clobbered him for being 'gay' (don't ask - misunderstanding, LOL) a Wizard from the Tundra and a bunch of Johnny Foreigners to argue with, commiserate with and call names.

Just cuz I appreciate your site and the fact that I've gotten my share of laughs here doesn't mean I don't think you & Rough and leege and Wiz aren't fulla sh*t!
Away for awhile (I know, I know...amen!), but -- like the bad penny my old drill sgt used to call me -- I'll be back.

atf,
desert rat

Posted By: Wizard®

Posted On: Jun 25, 2004
Views: 341
Dio, I demand...

I demand that you delete this thread. No one wants to read Fonzies babbling on the one day of the year when he runs out of beer money.

Posted By: JSK

Posted On: Jun 25, 2004
Views: 332
RE: Closed letter to Dio

Violins please!

JSK(Salute!)

Posted By: Bear

Posted On: Jun 25, 2004
Views: 322
RE: Open letter to Dio

Speaking of Jabs, where has he been? Any Jabroni sightings anywhere?

Maybe he's holed up in the bunker with Dick the Veep. And how about salty old Dick? One day back in the sunlight and he's telling Dems to "F*** off." Ya gotta love it.

Posted By: legion

Posted On: Jun 25, 2004
Views: 320
RE: Open letter to Dio

Reminds me of the time back in 73 when I tried to be nice.

It didn't stick, so I went back to the Absinthe.



Posted By: Rough

Posted On: Jun 25, 2004
Views: 316
RE: Open letter to Dio

Heh, heh, heh...Ole Fonz kissing up, hoping for that big promotion! LOL

Hey Leege, what Absinthe have you tried? Since its been legalized in Europe for the first time in a century, I've been able to ascertain some La Fee, made by our friends in France. I like the effect..very cool. I hear Hill's is pretty good but they only ship it throughout Europe.

DIO/ROUGH 2004

Posted By: Rough

Posted On: Jun 25, 2004
Views: 315
Jabroni

I don't know where that lug is. Isn't he about due to make another cameo appearance over at Bab's Place?

Posted By: Harry

Posted On: Jun 25, 2004
Views: 305
RE: Open letter to Dio

'Armenian Turk' (don't ask) who once thought I'd unfairly clobbered him for being 'gay' (don't ask - misunderstanding, LOL)

Jeesus! Who's that goofball Atf? LOL

Posted By: Field Marshall Dio

Posted On: Jun 27, 2004
Views: 274
The new Sergeant First Class Fonz

Bloody good man!

You see, you see.. you lot! Those words... those marvellous human words uttered by that gentleman Sergeant Fonz. What a trooper! That's what I want to hear.... bloody commradeship that is. None of this clever trousers fifth columnist tosh that comes from the mouthes of Fluffy and Wazzard... oh no. He's the Govenor that bloke Fonz. And there's a promotion in it for him for his trouble too:

Segeant First Class Fonz

But seriously, thanks for the kind words, glad to hear that this little military colored message board keeps you thinking and typing. Nice to know that you get some fun from it.

I like the free and easy nature of the message board too, the website itself is dump, and needs a much overdue overall, new subject and jazzing up. But the life blood of all that goes on happens here. Hope to see you back soon Fonzie, and keep well.

Dio

p.s. In the spirit of Barb's most recent message over at that matriarchal message board, I'd just like to say in kind, that after over 18 months of DIHQ I think likewise we all should be very proud that our own message board and website has achieved absolutely F**k all, we've argued like children, took the p*ss out of each other and had a bloody good time doing it.

HOORAH!

Posted By: Lord Grant (First Sea Lord)

Posted On: Jun 27, 2004
Views: 266
Uh...note to the Field Marshal.

__________________________________________________
{The Field Marshal wrote:}

He's the Govenor that bloke Fonz. And there's a promotion in it for him for his trouble too:

Segeant First Class Fonz
__________________________________________________

Pardon me Marshal but I couldn't help in noticing a slight error in your latest communiqué. You see there is no rank of Sergeant First Class. There is a rank of FSgt.-First Sergeant(E 7), but that is below Fonzie's current rank of SSgt.-Staff Sergeant(E 8). So if this goes through as it's currently worded, SSgt. Fonzerelli would actually get demoted and receive a dock in pay. I'm guessing what you meant to do was promote SSgt. Fonzerelli to MSgt.-Master Sergeant (E 9). Have your adjutant tidy up the paper work before you send it through. If that lot up at The Admirality get their mitts on your communiqué in its current form, it'll take an act of Parliment to straighten it out. Remember the time that Fluffy sent in a request for a larger bunk. He requested a queen 'sized' bed but accidently wrote queen 'side' bed. Ordinance came over, pushed Fluffy's bunk up against Swabbie 5th Class Tongue Tangled's bed and bolted them to the floor. Fluffy had to endure three months of Tongue Tangled's snoring, slobbering and fondling before those ninnys at Admirality finally realized the mix-up and ordered Ordinance over with the bolt cutters.

Oh, and don't let it out that I used the word ninny and Admiralty in the same sentence. I'm putting in for some new curtains in the executive dining room. If they find out we'll have to endure the current olive drab rubbish during tea from now on.






Posted By: Field Marshall Dio

Posted On: Jun 28, 2004
Views: 252
Grant... you pretend sailor boy!

Grant! What have I told you about coming here spouting your pseudo military ramblings you cock merchant!

Trust a bloody sailor boy to get all high and mighty and then get it all completely wrong.

You Sir, are a bounderous cad of the first order. Next you'll be telling me that the rank of Field Marshall does'nt exist you lilly livered rambling tart!

Harrumph... don't tell me about rank man... I know my ranks... and I know what you're saying could only come from the mouth of a civilian nincompoop.

Of course there is a Segeant First Class you idiot! It's E-7 and comes straight after Staff Sergeant (Fonzie's current rank). So when I promote him to Sergeant First Class, he is actually promoted and not demoted as your scurrilous comments imply.

Being the navy boy lady boy you truly are, you should know this as your own naval equivalent to a Sergeant First Class is a Chief Petty Officer E-7.

You've truly embarrassed yourself this time Grant. Now go and bum some stoats you beastial halfwit!

US Military Ranks

Posted By: JSK

Posted On: Jun 28, 2004
Views: 239
RE: Open letter to Dio

Temporary governing Intern Dio states-

I'd just like to say in kind, that after over 18 months of DIHQ I think likewise we all should be very proud that our own message board and website has achieved absolutely F**k all, we've argued like children, took the p*ss out of each other and had a bloody good time doing it.


Yeah we have!
JSK




 

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