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| Posted By: Dio Posted On: Jul 4, 2004 Views: 306 | Oh no! That's really boring... Barb even deleted my annual humorous Independence Day post. I thought that was an accepted tradition over there. I even started the post with an interesting bit about female fighting to keep it on topic. That girl's really lost her sense of humour. Terrible show... Well the only appropriate response is to write purely off topic posts from now on. I'm sure Schopenhauer can prove B. F. Skinner wrong if he persists long enough. Cheerio Dio |
| Posted By: Geordie George Posted On: Jul 4, 2004 Views: 304 | WHAAAAAT????.... She`s definitely lost it this time, mind you, you`ve only got to read her "Kill Bill" reviews to realise what level her sense of humo(u)r`s at "Another classic from the American master"....eUUUrghh! -I`d place her at "Bobby Davro" or even lower, maybe even "american Pie",... geo. |
| Posted By: legion Posted On: Jul 5, 2004 Views: 291 | RE: Oh no! That's really boring... so where is your humourous independence day post you drooling Skinnerian baboon? Just cross-post everything off-topic you post here, that way when Lumpenfuhrer Hoffa deletes it you have invested only the time it takes to cut an paste. |
| Posted By: Dio Posted On: Jul 5, 2004 Views: 283 | Oh no! That's really boring... What a capital idea Fluffy! I failed to even make a backup copy of my annual Independence Day joke message this year. So alas, its has been lost. JSK has been looking forward to that when he returns, he'll be very upset indeed. I think only Geordie George got to see it before it was deleted. It wasn't anything bad either, just the usual utilisation of duel meanings in the hope of catching out some naive American patriot. Now, Fluffy has given me an idea. What about I create a new message board called 'Barb's Backup Board' or 'Barb's Bin' or 'Barb's spam egg chips and spam'. We can advertise it over at Barb's at least temporarily before it gets deleted, stating that it is a board where people who feel their messages have a potential of being matriarchially wiped out of existence by the ever zealous Barb, can copy and paste them on the backup board beforehand. Then when Barb wipes the post, it continues to live on. This will obviously ilicit the response from Barb: "Why don't you just write the message on the backup board and leave this board for on-topic posts" That's when we come back, and push Geordie George forward and tell him to say the following: "Because that would make life too easy for you, and we categorically refuse to accept your censorial rules you rampant tart!" Then we get Sergeant First Class Fonz to distract Barb whilst Corporal JSK throws several toilet rolls over her roof. In the meantime Fluffy yarps on about politics, shrubberies and illegal moose taunting to keep everyone distracted. It's a plan! Dio |
| Posted By: Geordie (Brave Sir Robin) George Posted On: Jul 6, 2004 Views: 258 | ....I`ve got a great idea......... ....Why does`nt Fonzie go?..... |
| Posted By: JSK Posted On: Jul 7, 2004 Views: 233 | RE: Oh no! That's really boring... Yeah sadly I missed it and July 4th just wasn't the same for me : ( Funny, I see lots of posts over there that either go way off topic, or are just plainly not on topic. Did a Murkin post a chearful "Happy 4th" post or did you just jump in and skip the malarky? Other wise I just can't understand why anyone would whip a post which occurs year round!?! At any rate to me its kinda like a new tradition. Even though I missed the post I can imagine its patriotic overtunes you must have included. And the respect you paid to one Will Smith and ahhhh ... who else was in that film? Hats off to Dio- (in my case my redsox cap) JSK |