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Posted By: Big Chris

Posted On: Jul 20, 2004
Views: 726
Renees Catfight Haven : Another review

More membersite subscriptions. Its an addiction.

Renees catfight haven/the catfight haven. One of the first sites I joined when starting on the internet. 4 years ago I joined, i must admit i wasnt to impressed (not enought topless stuff), but that was a personal opinion and no reflection on the quality of what was available.

So reading the producers board, a few posts made me curious, looking at the preview pages of the site, i was amazed at the apparent transformation of the site, and how there was so much more topless action than had been previously available. Remembering that perhaps it hadnt been all bad, it was time to rejoin.

Well.

Its not improved that much. Once again I wont be renewing my subscription.

Theres not really a lot of material here. The vast majority of it is archived so that only a small fraction is available at any one time, to encourage long term memberships, but i wasnt too impressed with what was there.

Dont get me wrong some parts were good. The Renee/Jenn photo story was sexy. The fantasy/topless rollaround was quite enjoyable, the breastslapping match didnt require so many clips and was a bit daft. If you like pictures of women fully clothed pulling hair so you cant see their faces theres plenty of that here, so much in fact that it begins to blur at times appearing to be the same match no matter the participants.

The bit that really annoyed me was that there was a great photostory that they had put as an extra only they had run it through a filter so it looked 'arty'. 'Something a bit different', a waste of a good story and what looked like some great photos. Bad, bad idea, not to be encouraged.

I think Catfight Haven is the site where ive come away with the least material.

4 years ago I left the Haven with the classic Sherri photoset, one item from a whole site. 4 years later i left with a few great clips. Somethings dont change.


Posted By: Dionysus

Posted On: Jul 20, 2004
Views: 719
RE: Renees Catfight Haven : Another review

Good review that Chris. It accurately sums up the pros and cons of the Catfight Haven. They need to invest in a much larger website, the archive idea was very off putting for me too. There's some good stuff in there and some very average stuff, but in the end, not really that musch stuff at one time.

Another problem I had was the mentality of Haven fans, some were almost fanatical to a disturbing degree. Renee is sweet as a pie, but this tends to elicit a really weird over protective and rather sad misguided loyalty in some of the lonelier fans out there. There's the odd normal person, but many are zealots. As you may guess, I had a lot of fun psyching them out in the chat room. e.g.

Dio: I think Renee should retire now.

Zealot: How can you say that? Renee is in her peak.

Dio: No she's not, I don't think she can fight and her eyes are too close together for my liking.

Zealot: Are you on drugs or something, that's just not true.

Dio: It is.

Zealot: Seriously, I think you must be on drugs.

Dio: I'm not, AND I'm going to tell Renee what I've just said when she joins the members chat.

Zealot: NO YOU MUST NOT!

Dio: Why?

Zealot: YOU CANNOT SAY THAT.

Dio: Say what?

Zealot: What you just said.

Dio: I just said 'say what?' Are you saying that I cannot say 'Say what?' to Renee?

Zeaolot: You know what I mean.

Dio: No I don't.

Zealot: You do, you said offensive things about Renee.

Dio: Did not.

Zealot: You are on drugs.

Dio: You do realize I'm joking.

Zealot: Not funny.

Dio: Do you like fruit?

etc.......


Posted By: Rough

Posted On: Jul 20, 2004
Views: 713
ARE you on drugs?

No one messes with tender minds like you, you loveable limey!

I've tried to talk the ever fetching Shandy into doing some glamour girl catspat videos. Wouldn't that just be oh so swell and peachy keen even? If done right, the glamour catfights can be quite enticing as you well know. That Shandy's a dollbabe. Perhaps we can get the lovely Shandy to join our campaign...I know she has no use for Bushie and Blair. She can replace Vira, who as I understand it ran of with Zip and joined some carnie circuit outside Duluth.

DIO/ROUGH 2004


Posted By: legion

Posted On: Jul 22, 2004
Views: 696
RE: Renees Catfight Haven : Another review

Im not joining jack-shiate until those ripoff artists bring the quality of their clips up to at least VHS standards. Fark em.

There is no excuse.


Posted By: Geordie George

Posted On: Jul 22, 2004
Views: 689
I`m curious......

...Are all clips the same (lack of) quality as the free clips played on the comically bad free players? I`ve downloaded tons of free stuff that`s unwatchable, unless you`re content to see about three still photos. Quicktime`s the less bad of the three free players, at least you can see the picture move (without sound) if you click on the bar at the bottom & press the right arrow key, but frankly I`m unimpressed.

geo.


Posted By: Geordie George

Posted On: Jul 22, 2004
Views: 679
....and, by the way...

...ARE you on drugs?


Posted By: legion

Posted On: Jul 24, 2004
Views: 650
RE: Renees Catfight Haven : Another review

I dunno, I haven't sampled them all, but it seems that most are the very same krap quality as the free clips.

I've seen good stuff from CalWild and DWW, as usual no big surprise there, but the rest of em....RIPOFF artists.

Again, there is no excuse aside from stupidity and personal ineptitude of the 'Producers' in this genre. I wonder who ties their shoes for them in the morning and gets them dressed for school?

//idiots

And will someone please fire the ever-present shaky cameraman once and for all time? Spare us the 'Blair Witch' production values - tripods are 20 bucks.


 

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