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Posted By: Kent

Posted On: Aug 5, 2004
Views: 406
will I ever grow up?

In the spirit of true immaturity I give you another who would win hypothetical (If I'm lucky the picture I'm going to post might even show up):



Posted By: Kent

Posted On: Aug 5, 2004
Views: 404
RE: will I ever grow up?

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Posted By: Big Chris

Posted On: Aug 5, 2004
Views: 394
RE: will I ever grow up?

Me. Because i'd watch :P


Posted By: Rough

Posted On: Aug 5, 2004
Views: 379
Who wants to grow up?

The exotic looking girl in white!

Yep...it looks like she would get down and dirty to win. The girl in black just looks too sweet!

DIO/ROUGH 2004


Posted By: Dio

Posted On: Aug 6, 2004
Views: 374
RE: will I ever grow up?

I find the one on the right sexier, but the girl on the left I believe would win in a fight.

Dio


Posted By: Gorgeous Gordon

Posted On: Aug 6, 2004
Views: 365
Existential Minimalist Statement Syndrome?

For God`s sake, someone get the Wing Marshall some mung powder. -I recognize all the signs, I`m short of the old Tecumseh weed myself. I,ve only been able to keep going by repeated viewing of that recent documentary about the Bonzo Dog Doo Dah Band and banging my head against the tea urn (Matron INSISTS I stop or stun gun WILL be employed)


Posted By: legion

Posted On: Aug 6, 2004
Views: 361
RE: will I ever grow up?

I think the mung weed is illegal in Britain, same as the United States of Fascism. They lock human beings up in cages for smoking a plant. Heheh, can you imagine?

I cultivate my own, cause the price is too high from all those damn Murkins driving up the demand. Just like growing a tomato plant.


Posted By: Harry

Posted On: Aug 6, 2004
Views: 358
RE: will I ever grow up?

I find it much sexier when female fighters look very confident of themselves to the degree that they look/sound cockey. I like to see them staring each other down before the match like pro boxers...silently sending the message "in a minute I'm going to beat the schit out of you b itch!"

I'm not crazy about seeing them trying to look so sweet, nice and friendly (I.O. diplomatic)...all smiles and saying things like "Hmmm it's fun, she is so good I think she'll beat me, but I'll try my best..(chuckle)"


Posted By: Rough

Posted On: Aug 7, 2004
Views: 346
Ahh, yes....

They're so damn cute when they get their little game faces on!

"I'm gonna f uck you up big time, b itch!"

YOOW-ZAA!

DIO/ROUGH 2004


Posted By: Kent

Posted On: Aug 7, 2004
Views: 340
RE: will I ever grow up?

I understand what you are saying by "putting on the game face" Harry and Rough, but there is something to be said for the other, "sweet and friendly" approach.

Of course, everyone likes to see two seriously minded beauties facing off, staring each other down. But besides in videos (usually with marginal acting ability) how often does that ever happen? Granted, how often do we get to see girls wrestle in real life unless we are otherwise so blessed as GR or Harry or Marty, etc?

I have seen a few girlfights or girl wrestling matches in my time, and since I have my fantasy leans more to thing that mirror my experience.

This has been my more common experience. A party, circumstances cause a group of people to laughingly goad two cute girls into wrestling each other. They laugh, giggle, usually one of them has some kind of lame excuse why she won't, but eventually we win them over. The crowd is chanting, "fight! fight!" and the girls are acting embarrased. But eventually we form a circle for them and they face each other. If you look closely you will see a slight change in the faces of the two, usually a bit more serious and nervous, but still outwardly cheerful.

Then they start to wrestle. Most likely neither of them have done it before, so they fumble a bit, laugh. But then, a some point one of them figures out something, like a headlock, or tugging on some hair, or tripping her friend up and then they go to the ground. Suddenly the other girl feels upstaged. You see the seriousness kick up a notch as they try harder. The fight becomes more personal. From there the match gets better and better in my opinion.

What I like about this, besides the fact it's actually happened to me, is that I enjoy watching the change in their intent. I like to watch their bodies tense as they realize that they do want to win.

Now, this hasn't ALWAYS happened, but it' happens more often than not. I'm not saying I see these all the time, but I've seen at least 15 wrestling matches in real life that happened spontaeously and this established my preference.


Posted By: Harry

Posted On: Aug 7, 2004
Views: 333
RE: will I ever grow up?

Kent, there can be no argument about what someone likes...we all like and turned on by different things.

Girls giggling and rolling around, or rolling around on the mat to worm up, doing drills etc. is not a turn on to me (mind you it doesn't mean at all that everyone should feel the same way). I'm not excited by stupid trash talk either.

Terence Young captured what I like to see in "The Amazons" very well. I love the two finlists staring each other down while being oiled just before the match. You actually feel the chemistry of the fight even before it starts, you feel how tense they are and they really mean business. It was an excellent build up to an excellently choreographed fight.

Imagine them grinning and giggling, saying things to each other like "Oh it's okay if you win, I don't mind if you become the queen, we've been friends since childhood, I'll be happy to see you as the Queen..blah, blah, blah". In that case, to me the same choreographed action wouldn't look quarter as good as it was. The dissapointment of the loser at the end of the fight also added a lot to the fight.

I can say the same thing about the music video "Stupidisco" too (even my girlfriend found it very sexy, much sexier than our available femfight videos). I love the way the fighters walk to the ring...so catlike, tense, aggressive, and ready to kill. The choreography of the fight in that video is actually very fake, nowhere near the realism of "The Amazon", yet the attitude of the girls make it look like a great action not to mention their drop dead gorgeous looks. I personally wouldn't enjoy it if they acted like the silly teenage MTV girls on the stage.

Please don't get me wrong, I love bubbly cute girls with a happy, healthy attitude, but it's another type of pleasure for me, I don't mix it with my femfight fantasies.


Posted By: Rough

Posted On: Aug 8, 2004
Views: 311
RE: will I ever grow up?

I'm definitely into where you're coming from as well, Kent. There is something enticing about the "coercion factor"... i.e. two girls being compelled to compete with one another...not so much against their will even, because it is perhaps something that the two have secretly yearned for. When they begin, it is something awkward that they aren't used to...something contradicting their inherent nature. But the more they wrap themselves together, the more their competitive fires are stoked and they give in to their catty, competitive inhibitions. It's something just beneath the surface...and that is sexy as hell.

DIO/ROUGH 2004


Posted By: gEoRdiE ge0RGE#

Posted On: Aug 9, 2004
Views: 300
IT`S MUNGER TIME!

Yup, time to lock me in a cage for being illegal "But, officer, I did`nt realise it was illegal, it LOOKED like a sick pelican, and get your filthy hands off my filthy arm you damned dirty ape!" - (Always goes down well at the station, that one.) -And you bastards don`t start going on about "Gia vs Vira", or whatever`s on your latest pervy vid - since I don`t have a credit card DO YOU KNOW WHAT I`VE BEEN REDUCED TO??? - well, DO YOU??? -Watching a Diane Youdale workout video I bought at a second hand (job) shop! Good job I`ve got such a filthy (i.e. good) imagination. - Insane coincidence corner - My favourite pervy dream was of the lurvley Ms Y. and Kate Hodge together - She`s a B-movie actress, who was in that film about a serial killer who puts perfume on his victims, then kills them, then turns out to be a FEMALE serial killer who puts perfume on HER victims, then kills them, then puts her hand up Kate Hodge`s top (My favourite type of serial killer)....ANYWAY, I found out that they WERE in a T.V. series together (She-Wolf of London), as Harry Hill would say "What are the chances of that happening, eh?", or as most of YOU are now saying "Why don`t you sod off, Geordie George?"....So I will.


 

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