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Posted By: Kent

Posted On: Aug 9, 2004
Views: 305
reality show

Text of article I clipped:

Shannen Doherty Packs Bitch Baggage For North Shore

Variety reports that Fox has dusted off 90210 alum Shannen Doherty and signed her to inject some bitch-blood into its moribund North Shore (which some cursory internet research reveals to be a little-watched television show). Doherty is currently on the NS set in Hawaii, and if producers wanted a shake-up, they've got one. Series star Brooke Burns was married to (and has a child by) Nip/Tuck actor Julian McMahon, whom Doherty worked with on Charmed and dated. [Ed.note--Had sex with.] We're already getting reports that she and series star Brooke Burns are trying to claw out each other's uteruses. Fox would certainly get a much-needed ratings bump if they aired the bikini-rending, hair-pulling, eye-gouging catfights instead of the actual, boring, OC-biting show.
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They add that last line as a joke, but I bet you they would get higher ratings!


Posted By: Rough

Posted On: Aug 9, 2004
Views: 298
RE: reality show

When are we going to have a reality show where a blistering catfight is actually the ultimate outcome? Where we actually have a motivating REASON to watch the damn thing!

Get a bevy of aspiring actresses or models together and have them claw it out for that movie role or job offer! Tyra Banks had some sort of model competition thingy, but as far as I know NO catfights! Just another glaring missed opportunity! Arrggh!

It's bound to happen sooner or later.

DIO/ROUGH 2004


Posted By: legion

Posted On: Aug 10, 2004
Views: 276
RE: NO WAY

No thanks. They've already got me watching the WWE even though I can hardly believe how STUPID it is. I'm not going to lower myself even further to watch any of those idiotic reality shows...

What's that you say? Catfight?

Okay, maybe then...


Posted By: Rough

Posted On: Aug 10, 2004
Views: 266
RE: reality show

Though I'm embarrassed to admit it, I did catch some of the Dubya Dubya Eee Crapola last night while channel surfing. So sue me, there was no one decent on Larry King! So what's up with this Diva Search, with these fairly cute but generally uninspired bimbettes "competing" for a slot in Mac Daddy McMahon's three ring homo fest? Better watch it ladies...Vinnie Mac will sign you and then want to cover your fine little bods mighty quick, I guarantee it!

So, I'm watching this lame little spectacle last night where the real WWE Divas come out and challenge the Diva wanna be contestants at some big PPV thingy coming up. Oh GOODY, I think (naive as I am). I ponder briefly to myself WHAT will it be...a lingerie free for all, a Diva battle royale, a ring catfight!!

No, not quite...

A friggin' game of DIVA DODGEBALL! Whatever the hell that is!! Arrghh! Phooey! Skunked again by Vince and his evil, homo-minions!!

Damn you McMahon!!! When will I learn. And why isn't Jabroni still around so I can take it out on him?

DIO/ROUGH 2004


Posted By: Dio

Posted On: Aug 13, 2004
Views: 237
Bugger!

That's rough Rough!

I hate it when they get all those lovely ladies to sit down and compete in a Film quiz about Ben Stiller and Vince Vaughn. Outrageous!

They should be catfighting, that's far more entertaining.

By the way, I don't have access to watch WWE, but is Amy Weber still in the running for this Diva contest? She msut have the most perfect butt on the internet.

Dio


Posted By: legion

Posted On: Aug 13, 2004
Views: 234
RE: reality show

Yah, just imagine the stupidity - To be a 'Wrestling Diva' you don't have to wrestle at all. Wtf? Only in queer-eye Vince McMoron world.

The WWE is a homosexuals idea of what they think straight guys want to see.

You aren't missing much Dio, no worries.


 

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