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| Posted By: Harry Posted On: Aug 10, 2004 Views: 274 | The Rule of Two Cows; Definition of Terms: Socialism: You have two cows. You keep one, but must give the other to your neighbor. Communism: You have two cows. The government takes both and provides you the milk. Fascism: You have two cows. The government takes both and sells you the milk. Bureaucracy: You have two cows. The government takes them both, shoots one, milks the other, pays you for the milk, and then pours it down the drain. Dictatorship: You have two cows. The government takes them both, then shoots you. Capitalism: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Democracy: You have two cows. The government taxes you to the point that you must sell them both to support a program where those have only one cow have two also. Big Business: You have two cows. You convert the barn into offices, hire a staff to market the milk, lay off one cow to cut expenses, force the other cow to produce milk of four cows, then act surprised when it drops dead. |
| Posted By: Josh Posted On: Aug 10, 2004 Views: 267 | RE: The Rule of Two Cows; Definition of Terms: The lesson here. Don't have a cow man! |
| Posted By: Big Chris Posted On: Aug 11, 2004 Views: 249 | RE: RE: The Rule of Two Cows; Definition of Terms: how a-moo-sing ;) |