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| Posted By: Field Marshall Dio Posted On: Aug 28, 2004 Views: 446 | The Fonzie conspiracy theory thread Since Sergeant First Class Fonz left the DIHQ tent 2 months back to embark upon a deep infiltration mission into Chin HQ, he has maintained radio silence ever since. However his brief was to return after this period of time with new info on what exactly that moustacheoed megalomaniac is up to in his ice factory in downtown Shangai. Fonzie has not returned, and quite frankly I'm a little concerned about his disappearance. So, this thread is for all fans, friends, contenders, colleagues, comrades and pig furkers to contribute their own conspiracy theory about the the reason for the sudden dissapearance of Fabio Martinez Fonzorelli, aka Sergeant First Class Fonz (hons). Discuss |
| Posted By: Rough Posted On: Aug 28, 2004 Views: 443 | RE: The Fonzie conspiracy theory thread I hope Fonz is okay. I've been a little concerned as well. I sometimes wonder what would happen if one of us in this little group met up with an untimely fate and simply disappeared (say, for example, I'm captured by a Chin operative tomorrow..or run over by a bus). Blast it all Dio, you should have people set up especially for search and find missions! I think ole Fonz is on special assignment in New York right now, probably one of the top guys in charge of "Bushie Security" at the Republican Convention at Madison Square Garden. His heart and soul is with us in the neverending battle with the nefarious Chin...the only way he would abandon his post would be if Uncle Sam called on him! Sorry ole boy, but our national security trumps Chin! DIO/ROUGH 2004 |
| Posted By: JSK Posted On: Aug 28, 2004 Views: 438 | RE: The Fonzie conspiracy theory thread Not long ago someone said they spotted him over @ Barb's, but who knows. I'm a bit concerned aswell. Especially considering hes the only one that backs me up with ... well just about anything you guys won't! I noticed a few newer "real" names that popped up a few weeks back & hopefully it was him messing with us. Other than that who knows where the Fonz is? Hopefully in a better place. NO not that better place you idiots!!! I mean at some cathouse watching two daimes beating the tar outta each other fully nakid:) If anything he's got a lot of explaining to do but no worries there. We all know the stories that'll come with em. His last post sounded like he was off to go somewhere??? Figures I wised off. Hoping for the best and his return- JSK(Bush and Fonz supporter) |
| Posted By: JSK Posted On: Aug 29, 2004 Views: 419 | RE: Why U Canadian freak!!!! Leege I can understand your upset about that evening me and Fonz tagteamed your girlfriend, but we were really really bombed! No wonder why your always so ****ed off at the world. People take a look! Leege's woman below
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| Posted By: Rough Posted On: Aug 29, 2004 Views: 411 | RE: The Fonzie conspiracy theory thread Jerry H. Christ!! DIO/ROUGH 2004 |
| Posted By: Kent Posted On: Sep 1, 2004 Views: 355 | RE: The Fonzie conspiracy theory thread In a heroic feat of inter-gallactic proportions, the Fonz reportedly was able to lure Chin into an alley in Chinatown with the promise of a monochrome vid of Bette Davis mixing it up with Katheryn Hepburn. With his arsenal of skillfully operated side arms he was able to subdue him and gagged him with a copy of the UK Sun, known for it's colorful commentary. While under the opiate effects of Page 3 girls, Chin was tattooed head to toe in a tasteful tie-dyed swirl of pink and acid green and turned loose in Chelsea where he was immediately imprisoned in one of the lacier and rainbow colored Cabaret houses. Drunk with his success, Fonz was rewarded with a trip to the round table (that being the Repub convention) and given 24 hours with the Bush twins, a baby pool, and about 300 boxes of Jello Pudding. That was three days ago. No messages. No wires. No telegrams. No pidgeons. Not even a flower-gram. It's a scary thought, but it may be that the excitement of seeing the first-daughters tangling in a sea of chocolate spendor may have been just a bit too much for him and he may have been transferred to Bellvue for a medical evaluation. Let's hope not. **BTW, perhaps our resident gun runner Hutch could be contacted as he was the last one to see Fonz in the flesh. |
| Posted By: FM Dio Posted On: Sep 1, 2004 Views: 346 | Hutch! A capita idea indeed! Although having not been in contact with agent Hutch for several months, now is the time to send him a line to see if he knows anything about Fonzie's dissappearance. Dio |
| Posted By: legion Posted On: Sep 2, 2004 Views: 332 | RE: Elementary you bounder! Yes, who would have thought to come up with the brilliant deduction of asking somebody else if they've seen Fonzie, eh Mister Holmes? Your brain has gone soft you layabout sluggard, likely on the 7 per cent solution again, I'll wager. The silly Johnny Foreigner Americans are starting to make sense! Have you been drinking the poison of Europe and playing video games all day and night, you bounder? tsk tsk He's like Rasputin, he only emerges out of his video game addiction once in a while to say hello, or notice that Fonzie has been missing for 6 weeks. Pretty soon, video game reality will become his only reality and he will be completely absorbed into the Matrix. That's how we do it now. |
| Posted By: Field Marshall Dio Posted On: Sep 2, 2004 Views: 320 | You rotter! Legion you bounder, you cad... soldier down and all you can do is besmirch a senior officer.... you, you.... scoundrel! Anyway, I haven't been on a video game for a month now, my new hobby is moving lots of small metal miniatures around a table in the art of strategic warfare. Now stand up straight you nincompoop! Cheers Dio |
| Posted By: JSK Posted On: Sep 3, 2004 Views: 306 | RE: The Fonzie conspiracy theory thread Great photoshop method of super emposing yourself on the pic Leege. JSK |
| Posted By: legion Posted On: Sep 6, 2004 Views: 278 | RE: The Fonzie conspiracy theory thread Thanks, I did this one, but that's not me. |
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