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| Posted By: Rough Posted On: Sep 13, 2004 Views: 354 | Batman Strikes the Palace! We now know what Dio's been up to. He does look smashing in tights! http://www.usatoday.com/news/world/2004-09-13-palace_x.htm |
| Posted By: Leftie Lurker Posted On: Sep 13, 2004 Views: 343 | RE: Batman Strikes the Palace! Who was Robin..Legion or Wizard? |
| Posted By: Dio Posted On: Sep 14, 2004 Views: 336 | My next stunt... To climb Nelson's column in London and attach a poster saying: 'Come back Fonzie, all is forgiven'. |
| Posted By: JSK Posted On: Sep 14, 2004 Views: 324 | RE: Fuuuuuuuuuunny So thats what Dio looks like with tights on? Thats the first person I thought of when I saw it on the boob tube. Good job Dio. Sorry your side-kick got nabbed before you could do whatever else you guys were gonna do. In any event its good to see you got some loons over there as well. JSK |
| Posted By: Rough Posted On: Sep 15, 2004 Views: 309 | Enraged Fox Hunters Storm House of Commons! My God, Dio! What the bloody hell is happening to your country?! It's getting more surreal every day! I would expect such shenanigans in our land of beer swilling yahoos but not in good ole Britain, for crying out loud! First the caped crusader tries to drop in on the Royals and now the House of Commons is infiltrated by a pack of deranged, whoring, war mongering whackos and malcontents! And why? Because the British government wants to take away the barbaric right to hunt cute little foxes! I fear your poor country is completely coming apart at the seams, ole boy! If you need any of us Yanks to cross the pond and give you a bit of a hand in these troubled times just give the word! Incidentally, I've heard from a secret inside source that the protestors are going to up the ante by the end of the week. To decry the British government's decision to ban fox hunting, they plan on kidnapping your favorite blonde songstress/sexpot, Samantha "Fox", and parading her completely topless through certain parts of downtown London. Bloody cold hearted anarchists, they are! If you contact me by secret code, I'll tell you exactly what streets they will be on and when, so that you can be there to videotape it. Hey, what are friends for? DIO/ROUGH 2004 |
| Posted By: Dio Posted On: Sep 16, 2004 Views: 306 | British anarchy for the new millenium Yeah, great stuff isn't it. Lets look at Britain's last two major civil disturbances: Marches and riots against the poll tax Civil unrest by striking miners Both good causes... (there were the anti-war marches, but in comparison they were relatively peaceful). But now you have your middle of the road conservative right-wingers toying around with anarchy for their own cause. Amazing isn't it? Huge fights against police violence, storming parliament and for what reason? To defend the right of a load of aristocratic toffs riding around the countryside with a pack of hounds chasing a fox. So anarchy for these people was brought about because they feared that the government was going to take away their right to cruelly hunt foxes to be barbarically ripped to pieces whilst squealing in pain by a pack of hounds. And that's what middle England feels so strongly about to the point of causing an anarchic riot. What a bunch of f**king arse holes! I watched those scenes on tv and thought, Jeez I wished the British police were armed, at least then they could have shot a few of these upper middle class rioters instead of beating the crap out of them with batons. And then we get Batman breaching security at Buckingham Palace for the rights of fathers to see their kids. Also a group of toffs storming parliament and shouting and generally causing a posh hubbub in the process. What a missed potential! Breach of security at a Royal Palace, infiltration and protest at parliament and anarchic riot outside Westminter... and what for? The right to be cruel, and to see some kids.... yup, that just about sums up England: 'f**king pathetic'! Cheers Dio |
| Posted By: Wizard® Posted On: Sep 16, 2004 Views: 301 | Say... You Brits dont by any chance have large reserves of oil, do you? If so, you could qualify for one of our wonderful Regime Changes! Yes, you too could be occupied by the Coalition of the Willing (now new and improved with no Costa Rica). Your own Tony Blair and Parliament could be replaced with warlords and sock puppets of our choosing. Plus, after a sufficient amount of carnage, our President will land on the aircraft carrier, USS Ronald Reagan, which is floating aimlessly at sea having long since forgotten its destination, and pronounce Mission Accomplished. Thats when the real carnage begins. Mortar fire, RPGs, snipers and car bombs will be a constant reminder of how fortunate you are to be treated to foreign policy courtesy of the White House. And dont worry if you dont have any weapons of mass destruction and pose no threat to us Americans. The absence of such is all the proof we need. Besides, our troops have already trained for the scenario. You didnt really think it was an accident when we bombed you soldiers before, did you? |
| Posted By: Rough Posted On: Sep 16, 2004 Views: 296 | Yes, let's invade Britain! Turnabout is fair play. The British invaded us several centuries ago so why not a little payback? Our two countries could consolidate their power and then there will be NO stopping our political aspirations, Dio!! DIO/ROUGH 2004 |
| Posted By: Dio Posted On: Sep 16, 2004 Views: 292 | Third rate p*ss ant island to the right of America Dear Wizzley, Thank you for your kind offer of a 'regime change' here in the UK. Unfortunately, reading the small print we don't qualify due to our country's nuclear capability which as we all know disqualifies us for an American invasion. However, responding to Rough's contribution I must make you aware that we already belong to the USA culturally being the 51st state that we are with our Govenor Mr Tony Blair. So either invading or bombing us would not make sense as we are effectively a friendly force... oh, wait a minute, you're Americans aren't you... well bombs away chaps...... no, no, wait a minute! I forgot... you can't possibly attack us, we have Saudi Arabians and Israelis living here... we're untouchable. Right! I'm off to MacDonalds... Dio |
| Posted By: Rough Posted On: Sep 17, 2004 Views: 281 | RE: Batman Strikes the Palace! Saudis and Israelis? Awww, crap! Forget I said anything. Carry on! And don't forget your Happy Meal! :) DIO/ROUGH 2004 |
| Posted By: Wizard® Posted On: Sep 17, 2004 Views: 278 | Hmmm... Saudis and Israelis, or are they really al Qaida? Facts are not the issue if you have enough oil. |