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| Posted By: Dionysus Posted On: Sep 14, 2004 Views: 374 | Diva Search boxing match Aaaaaaaaah son of a bitch! Here's two news articles and a description of what happened: Wrestling Observer WWE has been advertising a 'boxing' match between the two final RAW diva contestants tonight. There is a small problem with this though as boxing has certain rules and regulations that must be followed. We heard over the weekend that The Washington Department of Licensing (they oversea boxing matches) heard about the match scheduled and contacted WWE about it. We are being told that WWE was told the match would now be a pillow fight. If WWE decides to go through with the boxing match, the department would not be able to stop them. They could contact the state after the fact and report it as a violation and then the state could press charges. I guess we'll have to wait and see on this one. Exclusive Backstage Update From WWE RAW Note: As anticipated, WWE did not run the boxing angle to avoid legal trouble with Washington's Department of Licensing. Thus, it is not known if the divas did meet with the doctor and lawyer, but as of last week, did receive a memo about the below story, evidence that WWE likely changed their plans for the diva angle very recently. In a huge note of interest, an anonymous scooper has sent word that the three remaining diva contestants were told sometime this past week to prepare themselves for a meeting with a doctor and lawyer before tonight's show. Those close to the situation believe WWE was going to give the divas brief physicals, and also possibly make them sign a waiver, out of fear of one of the girls getting injured during tonight's "Seattle Slugfest." After already seeing Amy Weber injured in the arm wrestling contest, WWE does not want to take chances that could result in legal actions. Of course, with word that WWE may be forced by Washington to drop the boxing match and go with a pillow fight, the chances for injury would greatly drop. At press time, it was still not known whether WWE has officially changed the terms of the Slugfest. Match report - Wrasslin.com Coach introduces us to the three Divas who are left. The Coach gives them congrats and so on. He says as they know, a boxing match has only two competitors. So we will see who was voted off last week and it is.............. JOY. GOD DAMNIT. WHY JOY GOD DAMNIT. CARMELLA YOU SLUT. DIE. Sorry. Back to Raw. Referees: Earl Hebner, Jack Doan Carmella vs. Christy Rules: Two minutes of fighting until someone is knocked down or knocked out. After two minutes if nobody is knocked down the fans will decide who was the winner. THE MUSIC OF VINCE MCMAHON HITS! Vinnie comes to the ring and says that next week he has a ground breaking announcement that will change the face of Raw forever. He has a message concerning Eric Bischoff, Raw, and all of us. But tonight he has an announcement concering... well... Coach! He says that he got the rules of the Slugfest mixed up because they won't be kicking each other's asses, they will be kicking HIS ASS. Vince says the Coach has to stand still, hands behind his back and if he moves he is FIRED. Christy is up first. The ref makes fun of coach and tells the ladies to hit him in the face and his over sized head. No hitting below the belt, unless it is totally necessary! Christy bops him in the face a few times and then socks him in the balls with these giant gloves. She jumps on his back and tosses him a beating there and then she finishes by biting his ASS. Carmella is up and she totally unloads on the Coach. She knocks him down 3-5 times who wicked blows to the face. She even bitch slaps him across the face with the giant glove but the crowd boos the entire time. The ref asks the fans who won and they totally cheer Christy and totally boo Carmella. Christy wins! Winner: Christy |
| Posted By: legion Posted On: Sep 14, 2004 Views: 368 | RE: Diva Search boxing match Got all excited didn't cha? You thought they were going to put on a boxing match, didn't cha? Silly goose. You've been had by the WWE. Get in line. Their formula is '59 minutes of bull**** and hype followed by 1 minute rasslin' |
| Posted By: Big Chris Posted On: Sep 14, 2004 Views: 364 | RE: Diva Search boxing match 'Their formula is '59 minutes of bull**** and hype followed by 1 minute rasslin'' A minute? That long? I guessed that this was going to be pants when I saw the above articles that Dio posted online...sigh another missed opportunity. Mind you Vinnie Mac is going to make an earth shattering announcement next week....(here we go again) |
| Posted By: Dio Posted On: Sep 14, 2004 Views: 360 | alas, my hopes were dashed My naivety about the WWE, (not having access to view it on TV) gave me false hope of seeing a good foxy slugfest. But was it the WWE or the Washington authorities that put a stop to this potential boxing match? Cheers Dio |
| Posted By: Rough Posted On: Sep 14, 2004 Views: 356 | RE: Diva Search boxing match I actually caught a moment of the beginning while channel surfing. I very quickly flipped back to Bill Maher on Larry King when I saw the giant, cartoonlike boxing gloves the girls were wearing. They looked so stupid standing there. Geriatric Vince McMahon swaggered out for a moment to further ruin an already hopeless situation. It was all I could take! I'm once again reminded that McMahon and his whole Dubya Dubya Eee outfit simply despises women. I still suspect it's a very craftily construed latent homosexual subversive measure, for all the 13 year old pubert boys out there watching! Whenever there are women involved in any type of match, they're either completely covered head to toe or totally denegrated and made to do the most appalling stupid, sexist and degrading things. Yep, Vinnie is pitching for the other team I imagine. I think he's beeen around those sweaty, musclebound Jabroni's a little too long. Of course, if you've ever seen his scary looking wife, you might get a pretty good idea as to why! DIO/ROUGH 2004 |
| Posted By: legion Posted On: Sep 14, 2004 Views: 342 | RE: Diva Search boxing match Heheh, hey don't feel bad, we all do it. The WWE, that's nothing. I've been tricked by them so many time I lost count. Recently I paid 10 bucks for this DVD called 'Womens Extreme Wrestling' - popped it in, and hello? What's this? Two gorgeous babes get into the ring dancing around, strip down to bikini and act like they're going to rassle when....hello? What's this? A bunch of fat obese guys run in and INTERFERE BEFORE the match even starts! What the f*&^%$! You stupid bastards, GET OUT OF THAT RING. Guess what? The girls never did rassle. The whole thing was spent on stupid WWE style hype, which they were trying to imitate being a lesser outfit. Some moron comes out and does and imitation of the Rock - not a very good imitation. Most they spend time figuring out ways to AVOID any actual wrestling. Two hours worth of shouting and yelling and men interfering and that's it. Heheh. Man, when I saw that first match setup they almost had me. I was poised to go online immediately and order the whole set. Now, I'm sorry I paid ten bucks for this piece of s*&^%$#. Oh well. Typical of how we get treated, I guess, in this genre anyway. It's buyer beware times a thousand. |
| Posted By: JSK Posted On: Sep 14, 2004 Views: 340 | RE: Diva Search BS match I F-in knew it. Should have read this post before writting in the one below. Pillows? Then deciding not to and just beating on a ref or Vinnie? How boring and what false advertisement. I'd ask for my bread back & send my hate mail asap. This is why I don't watch WWE free and especially won't spend a friggin cent on it. I'm not sure who you all should hate more ... GW or VMc? Waz flippin around last night and stumbled onto MTV's road rules challenges. I caught the very last chick boxing fight. Kinda oversized gloves, but atleast they knocked the garbage outta each other. So you mean to tell me a crummy little show like MTV road rules can have dudes wailing the snot out of each other and bitches bitch slappin each other hatefully around, but Vinnie can't get together a boxing fight? Or pillow fight? I smell a total loser ... with a lot of your dough. Sorry to hear about this guys. Atleast Roughy has the sense to flick past it. Hmmm wasn't that on PPV? Roughy do you have a little black thingy you stick in your cable box? (LOL) JSK |
| Posted By: Rough Posted On: Sep 14, 2004 Views: 332 | RE: Diva Search boxing match I actually don't have PPV, believe it or not Killah! It doesn't seem like I'm missing that much. I may catch a moment or two of Vinnie's primetime freakshow when I'm flipping around. It's like looking at a damn car wreck. I liked the old NWA when I was a kid. You see, that outfit started here in my neck of the woods. Ric Flair used to do matches 30 miles up the road in Greensboro every Saturday night. A great uncle of mine used to go practically every weekend and watch Nature Boy fight in some of those classic 60 minute matches. Blood and everything...Flair used to bleed like a stuffed pig. Now those were the days! Now Flair's got a big ole mansion right next to Richard Petty's, down in Charlotte! Insofar as FvF, I still think we're living in a great time...ECNWC, DWW, CalWild, Joan Wise, Suzi. Forget the WWE crapola...friggin' Jabronifests! DIO/ROUGH 2004 |
| Posted By: JSK Posted On: Sep 18, 2004 Views: 295 | RE: Diva Search BS match Roughy!!! PPV use to look promising to me. Numorous occasions they had "backyard wrasslin" and "street racers". Then they had "skateboarders worse accidents" and all sorts of garbage I really didn't care about. But, then I got to thinking with all this SEMI ametuer crap they were spewing at us they would surely have something like a "street fight" vid or some risky form of fem fighting!?!?! Then our cable company switched over to digital and for one I didn't feel like paying an extra 7 bucks for the giant oversized box or for the other hidden fees. Especially seeing I don't really watch tv anymore. So I told them to go screw and that if they wanted to change my box they could take my cable and go screw all together. So I got what I wanted (no digital) but no ppv as well. (I would actually get free PPV at times with my old cable box:) I only miss the boxing matches they would sometimes have. I'm the guy that would have 8-10 drunkin buddies over to see them. Oh yeah, and while having ppv they once had a show called "backyard babes" on. It sucked so bad and was so horrible. Jerry H even a jerk-off like jabs could have made it better. The premis was a bunch of hot broads in a cheesy ring beating on a midget(zip-like) ref and some idiots with masks on. F-M isn't my cup of tea and neither is totally fake smiling s hi t. Ofcourse they made it look like they would wrassle but you know the deal. If it looks too good to be true it isn't good at all. Oh well ... thankfully we have more than a handful of great video companies to rely on today. And I still have some vids not even taken out of the boxes yet:)~ Have a good rest of the weekend. And stay dry! JSK |