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| Posted By: Field Marshall Dio Posted On: Sep 19, 2004 Views: 426 | Excellent news on the hunt for Sgt. Fonz Due to the top secret nature of my mission I could not reveal any details of my decision to enter the field of battle myself and embark on project: 'Locate and retrieve Sgt. First Class Fonz'. As this mission took me deep into enemy territory and if the Chinonian Empire knew that the leader of DIHQ was on their side of the fence I'd had been buggered, quite literally. Suffice to say (for the moment), I have been successful in locating and tracking Sgt. Fonz's homing beacon chip implant. I have located his position, and tonight under darkness, I have ordered a crack squad of my most elite soldiers, Corporal JSK, Private Legion, Lieutenant Rough, and Officer Hutch to retrieve our Fonzie. Lads, we know his location and soon we will have Sgt. Fonz back with us. His return is imminent. Cheers Dio |
| Posted By: Wizard® Posted On: Sep 19, 2004 Views: 424 | Wow! © I can sense the collective IQ of this board lowering already. Still, it will be a welcome relief for JSK. He's had a hard time adjusting from being part of the Siamese twins village idiot show to doing a solo act. Having the boobs back together will be like Dolly Parton all over, again! P.S. - Dio, you left your address book here ay Dr. Chin's. Needless to say, the only entries were for Napali and someplace called Yorkshire She-Males. |
| Posted By: atf Posted On: Sep 19, 2004 Views: 418 | RE: Hehehe Oh yeah, `the collective IQ will be lowered`. hehehe Yep. Lemmee tell ya, Mr Wiz(not!): Just because some nimrod calls himself a Cool Dude doesnt make it so; just because some analanarchist says hes part of a legion of people taint necessarily so. Hint: If you are truly a war HERO you dont need to talk about it. Your pal Lurch hasnt learned this yet. And calling oneself a wizbang doesnt net you IQ point one, Bozo. Anyway, Id go on, but Ill allow time for our genious to pick out the remainder of Viking buckshot outta his ass before attempting to school him on the difference between the NEOCONS and folks like myself. Food for thought: Most of the returning wounded from eyerack should be taken care of; the bureaucrats @ the VA appear to have dropped their bitterness & resentment on those of us from the class of 69, thus giving quality care to the newly arrived. Ah yes...but be forewarned, class of 04: If the staff thinks you unworthy somehow, the gubbmint will play Pontious Pilot and wash their collective hands of you faster than Dan Blabber can dig up bullshyt dirt on dubya. Belee dat. atf |
| Posted By: Dio Posted On: Sep 19, 2004 Views: 416 | Now all is good in the universe again Yes! equilibrium has now been restored to the DIHQ board. JSK just got too trigger happy and even at one point shot one of his own men, (Viking), but now Fonzie is back to keep the troops in check and thwart that dastardly rotter Wazzard! Yorkshire she-males.... how dare you Sir Harrumph! Dio ;) p.s. our infiltration mission was successful to retrieve Sarge Fonz as you can see above, but Fluffy has still to return back to base making a stop off at the mung cafe in the Eastern Quarter of down town Shangai near Chin HQ. |
| Posted By: JSK Posted On: Sep 19, 2004 Views: 413 | RE: Excellent news on the hunt for Sgt. Fonz Fonz!!! Welcome back. Was beginning to get worried about cha. Nothing much has changed here. People still think they are right and everyone else is wrong. Insults are thrown in every other sentence. America is still the most hated country(?) And some here still kiss Saddam's sandy arse. Believing its all America's fault the world is evil and have no remorse for making fun of our dead, but pleanty for the towels. They think terrorism isn't real and they are all safe online as long as they have their antivirus's updated weekly! Other than that I've been quite good and still making friends on Dio's bored. Oh yeah and Leege has been renting crummy movies. And pipe down Dio I'm not jumping on Vikings back at all. I read the post quick and had a crummy day. Its good to bitch and moan about stuff every now and again. V-man and I are just fine. Its the lizard man I want (Wizzzy) How dare he talk to his superior like that!!! If he keeps it up we'll strip him of his R that he pastes to his creative name. (one of them that is) At any rate welcome back ATF ... its good to know all is swell! JSK |
| Posted By: Big Chris Posted On: Sep 19, 2004 Views: 409 | RE: Excellent news on the hunt for Sgt. Fonz Excellent news, welcome back ATF. |
| Posted By: legion Posted On: Sep 19, 2004 Views: 403 | RE: Excellent news on the hunt for Sgt. Fonz Yes, thank Zeus, Fonzie is back. I was getting tired of acting like a conservative moronski to balance the karma of the bored. Fonzie doesn't have to act. You mean to tell me after all this you warmongers are going to put that retarded Shrub back in the Whitey House? Jeesh. 4 more years of bombs, coming up. 90 zillion on Star Wars orbiting weapons platforms and lasers from space to combat a few nutjobs with boxcutters. I must say I've been rather enjoying the deconstruction of the US Imperial Empire over the last few years, keep up the good work. I guess that's easy to say and to look at the whole thing as quite amusing entertainment when you're not the one getting bombed. |
| Posted By: atf Posted On: Sep 19, 2004 Views: 394 | RE: Excellent news on the hunt for Sgt. Fonz Well, having leege speaking for the right & righteous is like letting lurch speak for the Vietnam Vets. Yes, yes, I know Johnnykins, we are all baby killers. Now, go away... Still, I am glad Killer and BC are still around. Now, if Vike shows up we are really in bidniz... Later atf (I never bought nothing from Minc, thank Allah) |
| Posted By: Rough Posted On: Sep 20, 2004 Views: 368 | Fonz: Lost and Found And I don't even get a "thank you" for helping pull you out of that viper's nest deep behind enemy lines. That's a FINE how do ya do! Glad you're A-okay Fonzie! I sort of like these search and find missions, Dio! They're keen. Now can we go looking for Osama bin Forgotten or someone in the Bush Administration who has a shred of intellect?? I know you will opt for the Osama mission...much easier. The other one's utterly hopeless! DIO/ROUGH 2004 "WE found MIA Fonz!" |
| Posted By: Kent Posted On: Sep 21, 2004 Views: 363 | RE: Excellent news on the hunt for Sgt. Fonz Welcome back, ATF! Our cause is stronger for your presence, politics or not. Anyone want to talk about gun control? Just kidding!! Kent |
| Posted By: Ken Posted On: Sep 21, 2004 Views: 360 | aha! Look at the bottom of this thread: http://vote.sparklit.com/comments.spark?contentID=736231&page=6&action=v iewTopic&commentID=28161033&pollID=690192 Conspiracy theory anyone? Kent |
| Posted By: Field Marshall Dio Posted On: Sep 21, 2004 Views: 346 | Hiding down on the New Year's thread. Why..... Fonzie you rotter! You mean to say, you've been in France all this time!!! You cad! |
| Posted By: atf Posted On: Sep 21, 2004 Views: 339 | RE: Impressive, Kent I would say you are definately in the running @ CBS for the next anchorperson! :^) atf, Not Dead Not in Paris Not with Waz Not, I mean NEVER, sane Still glad I never ordered from Minc & from the desert... |
| Posted By: Viking Posted On: Sep 21, 2004 Views: 325 | RE: Excellent news on the hunt for Sgt. Fonz [Anyway, Id go on, but Ill allow time for our genious to pick out the remainder of Viking buckshot outta his ass...]...ATF Oooops...ummm...it's not my fault, err...I can explain this. It was an accident? Uh, yeah...that's it! An accident!! I was fooling around with this vintage Caribbean blunderbuss that I bought off Ebay. How was I supposed to know they would ship it loaded? Besides, Wizzy shouldn't get too p-i-s-sed, it'll just mean more time between hot waxes. [JSK just got too trigger happy and even at one point shot one of his own men, (Viking),]...'Fessor Yes, and that could've been nasty too. Fortunately I was wearing my kevlar. It's like 'Merican Express, I never leave home without it...especially 'round this lot. [Why..... Fonzie you rotter! You mean to say, you've been in France all this time!!!]...'Fessor ATF was in Frants? Noooo...I don't believe it. And until I actually see that polaroid of ATF urinating on the Arc de Triomphe, I won't believe it. Oh, and on the Yorkshire she-male bit, I guess that could be explained away as a fancy dress affair. But Napali??? FOR SHAME 'Fessor! For shame!! [Yes, thank Zeus, Fonzie is back. I was getting tired of acting like a conservative moronski...]...fluffy Yes, well, on the conservative part I'll give you a C minus. On that other bit though, I'd give you an A plus...plus plus plus........plus. [You mean to tell me after all this you warmongers are going to put that retarded Shrub back in the Whitey House?]...fluffy Lord willing...YES! Baiting and switching, Capt. Viking |