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| Posted By: alfonsothefan Posted On: Sep 22, 2004 Views: 336 | Mayday...Mayday...Orange Alert From: First Sgt Fonzarelli To: His Excellency FM Dio RE: Orange Alert Sir: Sending back funny looking guy STOP From Maine to Yorkshire STOP Kept singing Morning has broken/Matthew and Son and Something about Ride on the Peace (piece?) train STOP Wanted to send him to Ontario, Canada, NA STOP He Advised: Even Im not that crazy! STOP Request permission to shoot him STOP OR Torture him via the Chin monochrome method that has worked so well STOP OR do you recommend the playing of B Manilows Cocacabana/333 times @ day? STOP\ That is all....OVER & OUT Fonz |
| Posted By: atf Posted On: Sep 22, 2004 Views: 323 | RE: Mayday...Mayday...Orange Alert Added submission: We think we let a Chinaman, 9 Muslims, 2 hookers and an athiest in. STOP Whew...that was close...STOP The hookers are with Fluffy, the athiest is locked up, but the Chinaman and Muslim lads are running around DI HQs now STOP Please advise as the hookers keep laughing and demanding to see (wink, wink) Roughie. STOP Fluffy has been rushed to the infirmary with a terrible case of penis envy.... STOP Please advise.... SSgt atf, Security Expert/Psychoanalyst |
| Posted By: FM Dio Posted On: Sep 23, 2004 Views: 310 | recommendation Play 20 minutes of Manilow's Copacabana, make several cups of tea. Give Fluffy the emergency mung chocolate bar. Have Rough do body search on the ladies of the night... Await further orders... message ends... |
| Posted By: Rough Posted On: Sep 23, 2004 Views: 307 | RE: Mayday...Mayday...Orange Alert Yeah! Play the 20 minute bongo solo. It's spicy! Barry ROCKS!! I'll check the ladies for booby traps.... DIO/ROUGH 2004 |