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Posted By: DrChin

Posted On: Sep 25, 2004
Views: 384
Foolish mortals . . .

You think the great and powerful DrChin is so easily captured?! Hah! You have wasted valuable time torturing one of my loyal minions who gladly submitted to extensive reconstructive surgery to achieve that most perfect male visage - mine, of course!

Now, while you have blundered about, I have penetrated your laughable defenses and brought more worthy converts to my cause. Behold just one of the lovelies who has seen the beauty of my monochromatic visions . . .



Hahahahaha . . .


Posted By: DrChin

Posted On: Sep 25, 2004
Views: 383
Blasted British web protocols . . .



Posted By: legion

Posted On: Sep 25, 2004
Views: 371
RE: Foolish mortals . . .

Heheh, you were saying about how easily you penetrated our security here at DioHQ? Yes, you can post your monochromatic images, as long as they take the form of letters and words, that is. We know you hate our freedoms you bounder, but just try to slip one of your special 'packages' past our top notch British security protocols. We'll ship you to Gitmo faster than you can say Cat Stevens.


Posted By: Big Chris

Posted On: Sep 25, 2004
Views: 366
RE: Foolish mortals . . .

Bloody hell.

I wondered who that was for a minute.

She doesnt half look different in black and white

A fiendish plot indeed...


Posted By: Geordie George

Posted On: Sep 26, 2004
Views: 350
DAMN YOU!!!!...

...You`ve gone too far this time Chin, the Ginger one is MINE!!! Do you hear? ALL MINE!! Those crappy monochrome shades don`t do her ginger justice! (....plus, I could never love anyone with grey nipples,.....eurgh!)

gg.


Posted By: Dio Security

Posted On: Sep 28, 2004
Views: 320
RE: Foolish mortals . . .

We here, at Dio security, have no idea how the evil Chin got in. Just last week, 200 agents were dispatched, by Legion, to gaurd the Bangor International Airport in the NE corridor... and be ready for either Osama, or another rock star from the 70's.

Although Barry Manilow was still sporting a mullett, and was carrying a 8 track player with him, he was allowed through security.

There was also a guy from the Carolinas', whom I hear, talked very fast and was suspected of being a gay fellow (goes by the nickname of Rough) The authorities let him pass through because gay terroists will only send flowers, and try and bitch slap you like girly men. These 'men' pose no threat to security.


Hey, morning has broken, and I'm being followeed by a moon shadow.


'Cat' Stevens


Posted By: JSK

Posted On: Sep 29, 2004
Views: 290
RE: Foolish morons .

I think they should have treated Cat Steven's the way they would any terrorist or one supporting them.
Take him off the plane and shoot his arse.
I respect that he gave up a wonderful career in mainstream music to become Islamic,(dumb ****) but not for what his money and faith went into.
His funds supported certain terrorist networks. And it wasn't like it happened once and he stopped donating. No, just like any other terrorist he continued to back the "charity".
This is why I am having a "burn your Cat Steven's" Cds,records and lunch boxes at my house 11 PM (sharp) friday night.
There will be beer, hotdogs and nakid chicks wrasslin in my backyard.

(I wish)
JSK


Posted By: Rough

Posted On: Sep 29, 2004
Views: 287
RE: Foolish mortals . . .

Hey, Cat Stevens isn't related to Cat Daddy is he? Now, that would be tragic.

DIO/ROUGH 2004


Posted By: Geordie George

Posted On: Oct 1, 2004
Views: 262
yeah,...

....and JSK used to sing for Jamiroqui, not to mention the artiste formerly known as Sketche.

gg.


Posted By: JSK

Posted On: Oct 1, 2004
Views: 259
RE: Foolish mortals . . .

Jamiroqui?
Dam it GG sometimes I think you smoke more pot than I do. (a compliment)

Remember lads my place 11pm sharp!
We'll talk about Cat Stevens ... Ray Stevens or even Stella Stevens then.


JSK


 

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