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| Posted By: Rough Posted On: Nov 2, 2004 Views: 373 | CalWild hottie busts up Nick and Jessica! I heard these rumors the other day that dingbat songbird Jessica Simpson had caught her Ken doll boyfriend Nick What's-his-name cheating on her with another girl. Let me tell you, I've been pretty torn up over it! So, I'm in the grocery yesterday and see a big pic of Nick and heartbroken Jessica on the cover of one of the tabloids. There's also a picture of the girl Nick had the affair with and it's none other than CalWild hottie Jessica Jaymes! Wow I'm thinking, old Nick had a brunette Jessica to go with his blonde one and he totally blew it! The sensible thing to do would have been to get the two lovelies together for a little bra and panty wrestling and sexfighting...with Marty shooting the whole thing, of course. Yessir, Nick could have had the coolest custom video of all time. But NOOOOO! Idiot!! DIO/ROUGH 2004 |
| Posted By: Chris Posted On: Nov 2, 2004 Views: 364 | RE: CalWild hottie busts up Nick and Jessica! Rough, you REALLY need to get laid. |
| Posted By: Rough Posted On: Nov 3, 2004 Views: 350 | Well, big boy..... If that's some type of an awkward proposition, I respectfully decline! Sorry sunshine, unlike yourself I happen to like girls. DIO/ROUGH 2004 |
| Posted By: Doug Posted On: Nov 3, 2004 Views: 346 | Take his advice Zi....er, I mean Rough. Getting laid will do you wonders Rough. Of course that brings up another problem. Where can we find a girl that is willing to do it with a 45+ year old gramps who pretends to be a dwarf. Are there any crack whores on your block? What about old ladies? |
| Posted By: Rough Posted On: Nov 3, 2004 Views: 338 | Awww! It's that halfwit Dougie!! Who's ALSO obsessed with my sex life! Numbnuts always travel in pairs, don't they? I'm no where near 40 and make out fine, thank you very much! I do NOT like it up in the arse like you two clowns do! Perhaps you two butt pirates would like to hook up and STOP OBSESSING OVER ME! Sheesh!! Dougie and Chris...sitting in a tree?? |
| Posted By: Doug Posted On: Nov 3, 2004 Views: 329 | Hi Ruffy.... Ruff The Tiny Zipper wrote: I'm no where near 40 and make out fine, thank you very much! Suuuuuuuuure you're not Ruff. Don't worry, we believe you. It's just that your Zipper posts have 'world's oldest virgin' written all over them. |
| Posted By: Rough Posted On: Nov 3, 2004 Views: 324 | RE: CalWild hottie busts up Nick and Jessica! Don't know how old Zipper is but I'm 34, the same age as my bud Killah. I'm guessing you're about....14? |
| Posted By: JSK Posted On: Nov 3, 2004 Views: 316 | RE: CalWild hottie busts up Nick and Jessica! I saw that same paper while I was waiting in line. I figured it was BS and didn't bother grabbing it or reading it. Sometimes like most I'll take the thing and read it while the teenie girl and zit faced kid bags my groceries, but like a television fight I knew it would be full of nothing. I wonder if its really true? Although I think Jessica is a hottie I'd bet she sucks in the sack and more than likely teeths ya when performing oral sex .... Oh come on now you know shes not the type to do that. I bet she doesn't even put out for that poor,rich son of a biatch. Her **** sister Ashley does though when shes not lip syn-kin and looking all pathetic on live television (as seen on SNL)I'm sure she loves to knob gobble. And speaking of knob gobblers... I see your two clown buddies have shown up again. This guy who simply goes by Chris ... not to be confused with Big Chris. So we will call him "mini Chris". And then there is Doug. Does anyone remember that show where this young punk kid was trying to be a rebel and whenever someone asked him to do something he said- "No I won't do it cuz I'm Doug and Im a rebel" As if to say hes just too good for anything. But, atleast that Doug was likeable. Hey Doug we are just as sick of you as you are with Zippy. Your such a rebel Doug. Take care Roughy- tehehe JSK |
| Posted By: Rough Posted On: Nov 4, 2004 Views: 309 | RE: CalWild hottie busts up Nick and Jessica! It's true Killah..Marty confirmed it. I just thought it was sord of interesting and entertaining, plus I was trying to post something sort of "light" to contrast the election stuff. Didn't know I'd get so much flack from Beavis and Butthead over it. Little Chris and Dougie...Heh heh... |
| Posted By: Rough Posted On: Nov 4, 2004 Views: 308 | RE: CalWild hottie busts up Nick and Jessica! That's "Mini Chris". Sorry! |
| Posted By: JSK Posted On: Nov 4, 2004 Views: 295 | RE: CalWild hottie busts up Nick and Jessica! No actually I like Beavis and Buttmunch better. And mini Chris is too "Austin Powerish" ... little Chris would surfice. I am cornholio and I need TP for my bum-hole. JSK |
| Posted By: JSK Posted On: Nov 4, 2004 Views: 294 | RE: CalWild hottie busts up Nick and Jessica! I can just see Jessica Simpson talking dumb like she does on that Tuna commercial. "Nick, why do they call it a blow job when you are sucking?" (As she gags) "It could ruin my vocal cords!" "You should only have sex because you want children." I give that marriage another season. Then maybe that Calwild hottie will be the new mommy on the show. JSK |
| Posted By: chris Posted On: Nov 6, 2004 Views: 277 | RE: CalWild hottie busts up Nick and Jessica! Well, rough, it was meant as a joke. And you assumed that I wanted to sleep with you? No thanks! LOL. Too funny. I've been married for 14 years now. I just lurk here and occasionally read this board (along with about 25 others or so) I used to belong to the Ladies corner part of Barbs board, until about 3 years ago. Now I'm a full time Mom, and part time school teacher (substitute) and I love life. Don't take everything so personal. If people didn't think you were worth responding to, they wouldn't, well, respond! Good luck. |
| Posted By: Rough Posted On: Nov 6, 2004 Views: 271 | He's a she? Well, I'll be damned! |
| Posted By: JSK Posted On: Nov 6, 2004 Views: 262 | RE: Yeah right Chris has breasts!?!?! Sorry Mam couldn't help myself. Chrissy with your one and only brief post being a dig @ Roughy how else would you expect him to respond? JSK |