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| Posted By: Bear Posted On: Nov 21, 2004 Views: 330 | Slip of the Tongue Last week I was reading a passage to my History class which had two words "fitting title" in one of the sentences. I came within a cat's whisker of misreading it as "titty fighting." Now that would have been something! Temporary dyslexia? Maybe. Freudian slip? Maybe. But I blame my near faux paus on hanging around you perverts too much. That, and being one myself. LOL Fortunately, I still have my teaching credential and (some) credibility with my students. P.S. Congrats to JSK. |
| Posted By: atf Posted On: Nov 21, 2004 Views: 319 | RE: Slip of the Tongue Bygawd, I need to call the Cal Dept of Ed; no pervert should be allowed to teach, I tell you! `course, with all the gays, bi/tri/cross dressers and powder azzes there, why hell, California kinda reminds me of...oh... ah...CANADA! Teach on, oh maestro of the chalkboard... atf, FOB (Friend of Bear) |
| Posted By: JSK Posted On: Nov 21, 2004 Views: 314 | RE: Slip of the Tongue tangler I've F-ed up many times, but thankfully in different ways and situations than you Bear. Once I met this chick named Joan Wise and I said "Oh I heard of you before its an honor to meet you" It was at a party and I guess for some reason everyone knew where I was coming from. She looked at me as if to say "How? what did I do?" I passed it off saying I was just kidding. Then for the next few minutes wasn't sure if she took it as- 1)A SLUT-(hence the reason a guy heard of her before) 2)SOMEONE BETTER THAN ANYONE ELSE- which would have been the reason I knew her seeing everyone knew her or like I was suppose to know her. She ended up being cool and I'm sure she forgot about it shortly after. But, boy did I feel like a dummy for a while. Another time was when someone mentioned the place where Crystal films is located. (Which at the moment eludes me!) They said they were from that area and I said "Hey crystal films is from there" Thankfully we were getting stoned at a club and he just shrugged it off as ... ya maybe ...who cares. But, I've had pleanty of times and most are usually when I'm drunk or getting drunk. Other than that I really don't care if I slip up because I can blame it on some of the "business" I do for last resorts. I just love it when "normal" everyday people make mistakes on our behalf. Like when two chicks accidently mention something along the lines of fighting or some sort of fetish I like. One instance is with a bunch of freinds of mine. One of the girls was lying on the couch and another was talking to me. As she went to sit her friend yelled out "Don't sit on my face!" Its **** like that I really love. Or when a woman talks about a certain hold and your like "How the f did she know about that?" The best is when they say something like "I'll smack the crap out of you" and like any normal guy say "Please do". Although we are not the only ones who enjoy watching chicks beat each other up you never will know who the others are ... unless you SLIP up every now and again. But, in your case Bear its a good thing you caught yourself. But,I plan on slipping again soon. Thanks for the congrats Bear! Hopefully there will still be great teachers such as yourself when shes going through the system. JSK |