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Posted By: Steve Whitlow

Posted On: Dec 9, 2004
Views: 265
Favorite Bush quotes #1

When asked by a little boy in Britain to describe the White House, President Bush offered this less-than-detailed answer: "It's white."


Posted By: legion

Posted On: Dec 10, 2004
Views: 256
RE: Favorite Bush quotes #1

If You're Brown, You're Goin Down

Especially if your country is full of brown people. Oh, we like that, don't we? That's our hobby now. But it's also our new job in the world: bombing brown people. Iraq, Panama, Grenada, Libya. You got some brown people in your country? Tell 'em to watch the fark out, or we'll goddamn bomb them!

Well, who were the last white people you can remember that we bombed? In fact, can you remember any white people we ever bombed? The Germans! That's it! Those are the only ones. And that was only because they were tryin' to cut in on our action. They wanted to dominate the world.

But the Germans are ancient history. These days, we only bomb brown people. And not because they're cutting in our action; we do it because they're brown. Even those Serbs we bombed in Yugoslavia aren't really white, are they? Naaah! They're sort of down near the swarthy end of the white spectrum. Just brown enough to bomb. I'm still waiting for the day we bomb the English. People who really deserve it.

- George Carlin


Posted By: JSK

Posted On: Dec 10, 2004
Views: 247
RE: Favorite Bush quotes #1

Don't forget we bombed some yellow people not long ago.

My favorite Bush quote was-
"Thanks for getting me back into the white house"

JSK


 

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