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| Posted By: legion Posted On: Jan 1, 2005 Views: 299 | Happy New Year Revolutions you farkheads... My vows: I will not buy any more tapes. That's it, done with that garbage. Digital DVDs only, no more shiate quality. If it's VHS quality duped onto a DVD I will expose the liars. In fact, I think part of this site should be called 'Shiate to not waste money on" where we post reviews of the biggest farkups in this genre - should be a busy board. You would think it would be damned hard to ruin a video of gorgeous girls rasslin but they do it all the time, usually with inept camera work. You know what I mean - the 'Blair Witch Project' type of POINTLESS ZOOMS and CONSTANTLY MOVING AROUND - Stop that! Now! You idiots... YOU are not Federico Farking Fellini so CUT IT OUT. You aren't even Ed Wood, so just stay the hell back, fill the frame with TWO BODIES (isn't it amazing we have to tell the idiots this ) which is what consumers of WOMEN RASSLING WANT TO SEE- not a giant ass cheek. Not a crotch shot. Not the back of someones head. Not the corner of the room. TWO GIRLS WRESTLING. Is that so difficult to comprehend? Are you retarded? ..and ONLY zoom for the occassional reaction shot. That's all. Nothing else. And buy a tripod for farksake. You got two cameras, what? You can't figure out how to edit digital video? Are you retarded? And DO NOT SHOOT directly into the farking kleeg light, you imbeciles! How can I possibly make this simpler? Two girls. They wrestle. You record it. Jeebus Christy I've never seen a fetish so rife with ineptitude, the bloody foot fetish guys get better production values than us. And NO MORE SHIATTY DOWNLOADS. You and I both know you can squash high quality video into file sizes small enough for net distribution so...STOP RIPPING US OFF! I want wrestling. Topless. Real. With pins. And muscles poses, they take off their robes. In a ring. And babes, no skanks. I don't care if they're 'skilled' or not, as long as they try. I don't care who wins, I don't care who loses. MORE Sexy pins and holds, don't worry too much about the fake punches and karate kicks, I hate that shiate. Some guys like it...some like catfighting - Not me, I hate it. New page Im making - My DO NOT BUY advisory, trade board. Fark this. For those teensy few producers who are doing a damn fine job : ignore this. You know who you are, Calwild etc. |
| Posted By: Big Chris Posted On: Jan 2, 2005 Views: 287 | RE: Happy New Year Revolutions you farkheads... You crossposter you. I agree with pretty much all of that. |