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| Posted By: Wizard® Posted On: Mar 28, 2005 Views: 404 | Is she dead yet? With the whole media circus over Terri Shiavo, I keep waiting for more concrete evidence that she is alert and lucid. I dont need much, perhaps some edited photos of her in bed playing chess, or answering email, or holding a cold beer in her paw and wearing a shamrock pin that says Kiss me, Im Irish! I also think that if Terri is so alert and responsive that she should get a job and start paying her own way instead of being a drain on Medicare. From the photos and videos Ive seen on the news, I think shed be great as a greeter at Wal Mart. Of course, the problem then becomes a case of her not having any medical benefits available. There is some good that has come from this. Terri Shiavo has become the catalyst for Dubya and Congress to focus on medical problems in this country. Senator Bill Frist was able to diagnose Terris state of health by viewing a few old videotapes. Can we be more than a few months away from Tom Delay announcing that he has cured cancer? (By the way, I sent Senator Frist a videotape so he can tell me if I have hemorrhoids.) I think that once Terri passes away, they should get her to a taxidermist. That way the Conservatives can take her on the road for their fundraising and continue to pimp her for their own political gain. You just know that Terri Shiavo will be used as an argument for diverting Social Security money to the Stock Market, or our up-coming invasion of Iran. Plus, Bill Frist can examine her in person and proclaim Terri to be alert and reactive while Tom Delay can use her as a door jam. |
| Posted By: Viking Posted On: Mar 29, 2005 Views: 399 | RE: Is she dead yet? [With the whole media circus over Terri Shiavo, I keep waiting for more concrete evidence that she is alert and lucid.]...Wizzy® You know sumpin? The last time I saw ole Wally Cronkite he didn't look so hot either. Whaddaya say we have a two-fer and get him too? [(By the way, I sent Senator Frist a videotape so he can tell me if I have hemorrhoids.)]...Wizzy® Did you remember to say aaaaah? [I think that once Terri passes away, they should get her to a taxidermist. That way the Conservatives can take her on the road for their fundraising and continue to pimp her for their own political gain.]...Wizzy® Say, that's not a bad idea Wizzy®. Not bad until today, that is. It seems that your hero and mentor, Jessie Jackson, has been doing a bit of pimping of late too. Whoda thunk it? |
| Posted By: lurking larry Posted On: Mar 30, 2005 Views: 388 | RE: Is she dead yet? Wrong again guys. The key here is Kofi Anal & Son, the original NWA boys, down at the UN. With so much at stake, just tell our favorite Nigga's Wif a Attitude that 1) Terri is related to Hussein and is holding onto checks she wants to sign when she, ah, "recovers" and that there are plenty of zeros on those checks. 2) That when she revives, TS is gonna blame Uncle Sam & Israel. Kind of like this Wizard character: A no brainer. |
| Posted By: Rough Posted On: Apr 2, 2005 Views: 376 | RE: Is she dead yet? Wow, and there's still life HERE? Go figure. Let's put it this way...Terri Schiavo, may she rest in peace, probably had more active gray matter than George Dubya. |
| Posted By: Wizard® Posted On: Apr 3, 2005 Views: 369 | She might still recover! [You know sumpin? The last time I saw ole Wally Cronkite he didn't look so hot either. Whaddaya say we have a two-fer and get him too?]...Viking Yes, Mr. Cronkite has been a problem for you neocons since he is so universally trusted and yet associated with the "liberal media". I can see how you would want him dead. Sadly, your "two-fer" was completed with Pope John Paul II. I guess we could start another. I vote for Dick Cheney and Charleton Heston. Oh, and warn Ann Coulter that Terri Schiavo's problems started with anorexia, too. [Did you remember to say aaaaah?]...Viking No, but I did hear back from Senator Frist. He wrote, and I quote, "Viking, I'd recognize that face anywhere! Did you get a face lift?" [It seems that your hero and mentor, Jessie Jackson, has been doing a bit of pimping of late too. Whoda thunk it?]...Viking Wow! One liberal pimp sure trumps all the neocon whores in Congress and the White House who serviced the christian zealots. |
| Posted By: Wizard® Posted On: Apr 3, 2005 Views: 367 | Hey kids! atf is back! [Wrong again guys. The key here is Kofi Anal & Son, the original NWA boys, down at the UN. With so much at stake, just tell our favorite Nigga's Wif a Attitude that 1) Terri is related to Hussein and is holding onto checks she wants to sign when she, ah, "recovers" and that there are plenty of zeros on those checks. 2) That when she revives, TS is gonna blame Uncle Sam & Israel. Kind of like this Wizard character: A no brainer.]...lurking larry Alphonse, good to see you back and that you're feeling all white. |