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Posted By: observant

Posted On: Dec 30, 2004
Views: 666
RE: My Penis

You used to hear it? COOL! What did it used to say?

Posted By: Killjoy

Posted On: Dec 30, 2004
Views: 662
RE: My Penis

It told me to kill my parents

Posted By: observant

Posted On: Dec 30, 2004
Views: 660
RE: My Penis

Well, maybe if you had listened to it, it would still speak to you.

I do everything the voices in my head tell me to do and they still talk to me all of the time!

Posted By: Jimmie Toy Bitch

Posted On: Dec 30, 2004
Views: 655
RE: My Penis

SHUT THE HELL UP YOU STUPID ****ERS. NOBODYS DICK TALKS BITCH, ****ER

Posted By: OSCAR

Posted On: Dec 30, 2004
Views: 653
RE: My Penis

My bologna has a first name.. It's OSCAR!!!

Posted By: Jimmie Toy Bitch

Posted On: Dec 30, 2004
Views: 651
RE: My Penis

YOUR USING MY ****ING NAME YOU SON OF A BITCH GIVE IT BACK YOU ASS

Posted By: Lonely

Posted On: Dec 30, 2004
Views: 650
RE: My Penis

My penis told me we should live separately for a while and that he needed some time alone. That was three years ago and I haven't heard from him since. When he left he took the car, the dog, and our two precious little balls. Has anyone seen him? He's white, about three inches tall, with curly dark hair.

Posted By: Mayer

Posted On: Dec 30, 2004
Views: 649
RE: My Penis

My bologna has a second name, it's Mayer

Posted By: Jimmie Toy Bitch

Posted On: Dec 30, 2004
Views: 648
RE: My Penis

GIVE ME BACK MY NAME YOU FUKEN BITCH BEFORE I FUKEN KILL YOUR ASS

Posted By: Earl

Posted On: Dec 30, 2004
Views: 646
RE: My Penis

I have a gray penis

Posted By: Joe

Posted On: Dec 30, 2004
Views: 644
RE: My Penis

I have seen him. He lives down the street.

Posted By: Jimmie Toy Bitch

Posted On: Dec 30, 2004
Views: 641
RE: My Penis

YOU STUPID ****ERS MAKE NO SENSE @!@!$! DICKS CANT TALK AND THEY CANT LEAVE. THE THE **** IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS AND STUP THE **** UP ABOUT MY BITCH MOM. IF ANYONE IS GOING TO GIVE HER **** AND AND MAKE FUN OF HER, IT IS ME, ****ER.

Posted By: observant

Posted On: Dec 30, 2004
Views: 640
RE: My Penis

I've seen him too!
His name is Luka, he lives on the second floor.

Posted By: Joe

Posted On: Dec 30, 2004
Views: 639
RE: My Penis

Oh yha, he is the one that has two kids name Jack and Jill and has a mail order bride that he cheats on with a 12 year old mexican girl.

Posted By: Jimmie Toy Bitch

Posted On: Dec 30, 2004
Views: 637
RE: My Penis

QUIT ****ING USING MY NAME YOU ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!????

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