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Posted By: Trent

Posted On: Jan 22, 2004
Views: 559
RE: IF DOCTOR ZHIGAVO SUCKS OR NOT

The fine doctor must be French!

Why else would he speak with such a strange accent?


Posted By: octublogedy

Posted On: Jan 22, 2004
Views: 557
RE: IF DOCTOR ZHIGAVO SUCKS OR NOT

first he isn't even speaking and second... holy sh*t i am helping dr. z


Posted By: Dr. Zhivago

Posted On: Jan 22, 2004
Views: 552
RE: IF DOCTOR ZHIGAVO SUCKS OR NOT

I'm euphoric that I can depend on all of you to embrace your Cro-Magnon-like tendencies. You have only bolstered my heretofore vilifying sentiments apropos Americans. Your crude hieroglyphs are amusing at best, but I am still awaiting a cognizant response.


Posted By: Stupid American

Posted On: Jan 23, 2004
Views: 544
RE: IF DOCTOR ZHIGAVO SUCKS OR NOT

A cognizant response? How can a response be cognizant? Coherent, sure, but cognizant? Sorry Dr. Z...back to the dictionary for you. Unless you're trying to extend anthropomorphism to include intangibles. But I'm not buying it.


Posted By: Dr. Zhivago

Posted On: Jan 23, 2004
Views: 533
RE: IF DOCTOR ZHIGAVO SUCKS OR NOT

Cognizant is an adjective that means: fully informed, conscious. I suggest YOU become better informed before writing your next response.


Posted By: Stupid American

Posted On: Jan 23, 2004
Views: 530
RE: IF DOCTOR ZHIGAVO SUCKS OR NOT

I believe you need to check for misplaced modifiers. If you believe a response can be conscious you're more stupid than your overinflated pretentious misuse of the English language would imply. Clearly you mean that the responder would be cognizant. But I wouldn't expect someone who thinks a pass through an outdated copy of Roget's Thesaurus is a substitute for an adequate education to be able to make the differentiation here. Also, since you seem to have recently read O'Toole's "A Confederacy of Dunces", I think I detect a certain similarity between you and the unfortunate lead character. Since the book can be assumed to be largely autobiographical, you should probably get out more. Or not.


Posted By: your momma

Posted On: Jan 23, 2004
Views: 525
RE: IF DOCTOR ZHIGAVO SUCKS OR NOT

Great response!! Hopefully it will shut up that [Jamaican / Irish / Canadian / Australian / South African / New Zealand] fat bastard for good!!


Posted By: Sober

Posted On: Jan 23, 2004
Views: 518
RE: IF DOCTOR ZHIGAVO SUCKS OR NOT

Dr.Z's technique will now be to wait for the next poll, or maybe seven more posts on this poll, and pretend like he didn't get flamed by casting more bait. For erudition.


Posted By: erudition

Posted On: Jan 23, 2004
Views: 517
RE: IF DOCTOR ZHIGAVO SUCKS OR NOT

thanks


Posted By: Dr. Zhivago

Posted On: Jan 24, 2004
Views: 511
RE: IF DOCTOR ZHIGAVO SUCKS OR NOT

I was awaiting a COGNIZANT response from a conscious person with a mediocre reply. You seem to have duly reinforced my requirement.


Posted By: Stupid American

Posted On: Jan 24, 2004
Views: 506
RE: IF DOCTOR ZHIGAVO SUCKS OR NOT

You were waiting with a mediocre reply? Well...it seems that you got to use it, so that's good I guess.


Posted By: Trent

Posted On: Jan 24, 2004
Views: 497
RE: IF DOCTOR ZHIGAVO SUCKS OR NOT

What does Mrs. Zhigavo use for birth control?



Her husband!!!!


HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, oh, FU Dr.


Posted By: Dr. Holmes

Posted On: Feb 15, 2004
Views: 469
RE: IF DOCTOR ZHIGAVO SUCKS OR NOT

Dr. "Zhigavo" as he's been renamed is indeed American. Europeans do not necessarily have a monopoly on proper grammar (though you'd never know it, these days), and his phrasing and vocabulary are all-American. He's trying to throw you all off the trail. clever, Dr. Z, veeery clever.


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