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Posted By: SDE Posted On: Jan 11, 2005 Views: 1246	Can I be on top? I think I am on top, and I like being on top, but also being on the bottom is good... but I am just a newby at this stuff, so any help would be appreciated. If I end up on bottom with this little attempt to be on top, I am sorry for the inconvenience. Have a nice day.
Posted By: Joe Posted On: Jan 11, 2005 Views: 1242	RE: Can I be on top? GODDAMN IT! Fine have the top I don't care!
Posted By: SDE Posted On: Jan 11, 2005 Views: 1238	RE: Can I be on top? Oh Joe DUDE Are you mad at me? I thought we had such a great time here, and I thought I could be on top just this once. I promise, or at least promise with my fingers crossed, that unless there is a pressing topic, I won't be on top again. The last thing I want to do is to make my new oddtodd friends mad at me. I don't want to become another Dragonmaster. I will not be on top again. Does that sound like a plan. I really want to keep on everyone's good side. Just because I posted above you, does that make you mad or me a BAD person? Are you mad at me? I sure hope not, because if you were I would have to go and hack into this site, and remove me from the top, which is something I would not want to do, because my IP address would be there, and I would get into trouble with the FBI, the FCC and the CIA, not to mention the Howard Stern Police, and the guys from Queer Eye for the Straight Guy. And I do not want that, not like I would hack here anyway. So, Joe, would would you please forgive me, and be my friend? I mean it would really make me sad if I were to make someone of your reputation in this community so mad. It would almost make me not want to post here anymore. {Almost} So, please forgive me! If I am forgiven, then I can continue to have the pleasure of posting here. S D E
Posted By: Joe Posted On: Jan 11, 2005 Views: 1236	RE: Can I be on top? No, I was never mad at you. I could be on the bottom, I don't mind.
Posted By: SDE Posted On: Jan 11, 2005 Views: 1231	RE: Can I be on top? I will be able to sleep well tonight. I was really worried there JOE...
Posted By: observant Posted On: Jan 11, 2005 Views: 1228	RE: Can I be on top? OMG, SDE! That's almost as bad as smacking your grandmother in the face! How dare you?! Oh wait, what the heck am I talking about? Post on, good man! Post on. Hey, Look! I'm at the bottom of this thread!!!
Posted By: SDE Posted On: Jan 11, 2005 Views: 1225	RE: Can I be on top? I don't slap any grandmother. When you slap a grandmother you tend to get a wooden spoon up side of the head. and, just to be "observant" -- you ain't on the bottom any more, you are somewhere in the middle.
Posted By: Seth Posted On: Jan 11, 2005 Views: 1222	RE: Can I be on top? ooh now I'm on the bottom. Is this a foursome guys? I'm feeling pretty gay right about now.
Posted By: GirlUWant Posted On: Jan 12, 2005 Views: 1210	RE: Can I be on top? If you were gay, someone would have mentioned something about pulling your hair if they were mad...SDE is so straight he looks like a toothpick!
Posted By: GirlUWant Posted On: Jan 12, 2005 Views: 1209	RE: Can I be on top? (Uh...that wasn't a "size" dig either...he is just very tall and very thin)
Posted By: observant Posted On: Jan 12, 2005 Views: 1202	RE: Can I be on top? I'm the bottomest bottom in all bottomdom! < pulls GirlUWant's hair >
Posted By: Joe Posted On: Jan 12, 2005 Views: 1196	RE: Can I be on top? Don't pull GirlUWant's hair to hard, you might pull it off like you did jimmie's mom!
Posted By: Jimmie's mom Posted On: Jan 12, 2005 Views: 1188	RE: Can I be on top? get off me, Joe
Posted By: Joe Posted On: Jan 12, 2005 Views: 1186	RE: Can I be on top? I have been off you for the last week.
Posted By: observant Posted On: Jan 12, 2005 Views: 1182	RE: Can I be on top? It probably took all week just to get off of her. That woman has got some serious land mass! Hey! Lookie what I found in my nose!

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