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Posted By: Joe

Posted On: Jan 13, 2005
Views: 567
RE: Can I be on top?

What did you find in your nose!


Posted By: observant

Posted On: Jan 13, 2005
Views: 564
RE: Can I be on top?

My brain! no, that couldnt be it cause I dont have one.


Posted By: Joe

Posted On: Jan 13, 2005
Views: 560
RE: Can I be on top?

There people with brains, I didn't know that!


Posted By: observant

Posted On: Jan 13, 2005
Views: 556
RE: Can I be on top?

I'm still not sure what it was but it tasted like chicken.


Posted By: Joe

Posted On: Jan 13, 2005
Views: 555
RE: Can I be on top?

Silly observant, trix are for kids!


I think what you tasted was some of jimmies mom's fabulous crabs! Remember you said you put one up your nose because it made her horny
or something. What did you mean by horny?


Posted By: Sarayanan

Posted On: Jan 13, 2005
Views: 552
RE: Can I be on top?

Crabs are so yummy. Here's a recipe for fried crabs:

ingredients (all can be harvested from jimmie's mom)
-crabs
-dandruff
-fat
-menstrual blood (the thicker the consistency, the better)

ok, here's what you do:
- dip the crabs in the menstrual blood
- pour dandruff on them so that they are well coated
- melt fat in frying pan
- fry crabs in pan for approximately 5 min. each side

Delectable!



Posted By: observant

Posted On: Jan 13, 2005
Views: 548
RE: Can I be on top?

Horny means that she grows lots of horns.

I'll try the fried crabs, they sound delicious!

FYI: Just in case you were thinking about going on a 10 mile hike up a mountain, don't free-ball in new shorts. Trust me.


Posted By: Joe

Posted On: Jan 13, 2005
Views: 544
RE: Can I be on top?

observant, why would you put a crab up you nose so jimmies mom could grow horns!




Posted By: observant

Posted On: Jan 14, 2005
Views: 541
RE: Can I be on top?

Why on earth wouldn't I?
I know it sounds weird and all but it's kinda like snorting lines of coke off of a hooker's butt. When you're actually doing it, It's not such a big deal.


Posted By: Joe

Posted On: Jan 14, 2005
Views: 535
RE: Can I be on top?

Oh, I get it... like if you want to kill someone, just it and everything will be okay!


















P.S. You've seen Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle, didn't you!


Posted By: Joe

Posted On: Jan 14, 2005
Views: 532
RE: Can I be on top?

I meant to say just do it.


Posted By: observant

Posted On: Jan 15, 2005
Views: 524
RE: Can I be on top?

I haven't seen that movie yet but I've heard it's pretty good. Did you see it?


Posted By: Joe

Posted On: Jan 15, 2005
Views: 522
RE: Can I be on top?

Yes, it pretty good.


Posted By: Becka

Posted On: Jan 16, 2005
Views: 514
RE: Can I be on top?

Observant said:
don't free-ball in new shorts


I wrote that down, just in case. ;)


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