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Posted By: Joe

Posted On: Jan 9, 2005
Views: 1286
Sexing

If you were a turtle..... what animal would you be?


Posted By: GirlUWant

Posted On: Jan 9, 2005
Views: 1285
RE: Sexing

Uh...a turtle...

If you were in my bed, what animal would you be?

(SDE - you know I'm just kidding, honey!)


Posted By: SDE

Posted On: Jan 9, 2005
Views: 1282
RE: Sexing

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Posted By: The Fat Mexican

Posted On: Jan 9, 2005
Views: 1281
RE: Sexing

I think I've read most of Joe's postings....umm...WTF? Does he consider Coco the Monkey an equal? Just wondering. lol


Posted By: GirlUWant

Posted On: Jan 9, 2005
Views: 1276
RE: Sexing

Oh, crap - I don't know what ... means!


Posted By: observant

Posted On: Jan 9, 2005
Views: 1270
RE: Sexing

... means in seven days, you will be constipated.

If I were a turtle, I would be a monk seal.


Posted By: GirlUWant

Posted On: Jan 9, 2005
Views: 1268
RE: Sexing

Why? Do they get to smoke pot and veg out and join the Navy?


Posted By: SDE

Posted On: Jan 9, 2005
Views: 1266
RE: Sexing

... means I am speechless!

now don't get your panties in a wad... wait are you wearing jeans?


Posted By: GirlUWant

Posted On: Jan 9, 2005
Views: 1264
RE: Sexing

No, I am wearing my new, cool, blue crushed velvet pants that I wore to impress my adorable boyfriend at church, but I'm not sure if that was a success or not!


Posted By: SED

Posted On: Jan 9, 2005
Views: 1260
THEN

If you ain't wearin any panties... Then don't get your.... errr.... uhm.... ya, you know... errrrr... ya.


Posted By: observant

Posted On: Jan 9, 2005
Views: 1259
RE: Sexing

ummm, I don't know too much about fashion. Is crushed velvet that material that is really shiny and flat when you rub it one way, but dull and kinda fuzzy when you brush it backwards?


Posted By: GirlUWant

Posted On: Jan 9, 2005
Views: 1256
RE: Sexing

Pretty much, I guess, they look like fake suede, which might be a better description! They are the coolest, ever, but that is just my opinion!


Posted By: observant

Posted On: Jan 9, 2005
Views: 1250
RE: Sexing

I knew it!
Move over Christopher Lowell, Observant is in town!


Posted By: GirlUWant

Posted On: Jan 9, 2005
Views: 1248
RE: Sexing

OMG - Christopher Lowe! Do you think he is gay? I mean, you are pretty observant...do you have good gadar?


Posted By: observant

Posted On: Jan 9, 2005
Views: 1241
RE: Sexing

My gaydar is tuned to perfection.
However, I didn't even need to use it for Christopher Lowell!
That dude is more of a flaming homo than than the guys on "Queer eye"


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