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Posted By: Snail Manager

Posted On: Feb 17, 2005
Views: 553
RE: Penis

My penis is so big that when i get dressed in the morning i sometimes put a sock on my bell-end my mistake!


Posted By: Joe

Posted On: Feb 17, 2005
Views: 549
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That always happens to me. Sometimes I even put my shoe on it!


Posted By: adam

Posted On: Feb 17, 2005
Views: 540
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sure i have a foot long penis











































































from my asshole!!!!!!


Posted By: adam

Posted On: Feb 17, 2005
Views: 539
RE: Penis

DM.......measured from your asshole!


Posted By: Dragonmaster

Posted On: Feb 17, 2005
Views: 538
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My penis is about 9 1/2 inches when fully erekt.
In my dreams


Posted By: Will

Posted On: Feb 17, 2005
Views: 531
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Mine is 6 inches long from my pubes, slightly thicker than average, and circumsized. It's the perfect fit for my hand, and that's all that matters. I ejaculate an average of two times a day. Any questions?


Posted By: Joe

Posted On: Feb 17, 2005
Views: 529
RE: Penis

When you ejaculate, do you sometimes pass out? I pass out sometimes, then I end up missing the best part THE POP!


Posted By: Boob

Posted On: Feb 17, 2005
Views: 527
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One Christmas Eve, when I was a horny 13 year old, I stuck my limp dick in a bottle trying to get off in some twisted way. It didn't work out too well and afterwards I couldn't get it back out. My family was getting ready to leave for church so I had to smash the bottle with a hammer. I succeeded ony in putting glass splinters in my dick. I had to go to church with a broken bottle hanging off my bleeding dick. When I got home I used vaseline to slip it off. Any comments?


Posted By: Joe

Posted On: Feb 17, 2005
Views: 524
RE: Penis

Your problem was you used a small bottle; next time just put the lotion first then use a bigger gallon bottle.


Posted By: jlmnop

Posted On: Feb 18, 2005
Views: 508
RE: Penis

my dick is 12" thick... so just imagine how long it is...


Posted By: adam

Posted On: Feb 18, 2005
Views: 506
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joe i passedout once, but i was on drugs at the time

even at 13, my wang never fit into any bottle...maybe one of those big liter soda bottles or a gallon jug...certainly not the 20 oz or anything like that


last person...you have a choad


Posted By: Joe

Posted On: Feb 18, 2005
Views: 501
RE: Penis

Yep, My penis could never fit in those things either


Posted By: PenisBlue

Posted On: Feb 18, 2005
Views: 500
RE: Penis

I am the great blue penis!


Posted By: PenisGreen

Posted On: Feb 18, 2005
Views: 499
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I am the great Green penis!


Posted By: The Mexican Penis

Posted On: Feb 18, 2005
Views: 499
RE: Penis

I am th great Mexican Penis!


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