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Posted By: Snail Manager Posted On: Feb 17, 2005 Views: 583 | RE: Penis My penis is so big that when i get dressed in the morning i sometimes put a sock on my bell-end my mistake! |
Posted By: Joe Posted On: Feb 17, 2005 Views: 579 | RE: Penis That always happens to me. Sometimes I even put my shoe on it! |
Posted By: adam Posted On: Feb 17, 2005 Views: 570 | RE: Penis sure i have a foot long penis from my asshole!!!!!! |
Posted By: adam Posted On: Feb 17, 2005 Views: 569 | RE: Penis DM.......measured from your asshole! |
Posted By: Dragonmaster Posted On: Feb 17, 2005 Views: 568 | RE: Penis My penis is about 9 1/2 inches when fully erekt. In my dreams |
Posted By: Will Posted On: Feb 17, 2005 Views: 561 | RE: Penis Mine is 6 inches long from my pubes, slightly thicker than average, and circumsized. It's the perfect fit for my hand, and that's all that matters. I ejaculate an average of two times a day. Any questions? |
Posted By: Joe Posted On: Feb 17, 2005 Views: 559 | RE: Penis When you ejaculate, do you sometimes pass out? I pass out sometimes, then I end up missing the best part THE POP! |
Posted By: Boob Posted On: Feb 17, 2005 Views: 557 | RE: Penis One Christmas Eve, when I was a horny 13 year old, I stuck my limp dick in a bottle trying to get off in some twisted way. It didn't work out too well and afterwards I couldn't get it back out. My family was getting ready to leave for church so I had to smash the bottle with a hammer. I succeeded ony in putting glass splinters in my dick. I had to go to church with a broken bottle hanging off my bleeding dick. When I got home I used vaseline to slip it off. Any comments? |
Posted By: Joe Posted On: Feb 17, 2005 Views: 554 | RE: Penis Your problem was you used a small bottle; next time just put the lotion first then use a bigger gallon bottle. |
Posted By: jlmnop Posted On: Feb 18, 2005 Views: 538 | RE: Penis my dick is 12" thick... so just imagine how long it is... |
Posted By: adam Posted On: Feb 18, 2005 Views: 536 | RE: Penis joe i passedout once, but i was on drugs at the time even at 13, my wang never fit into any bottle...maybe one of those big liter soda bottles or a gallon jug...certainly not the 20 oz or anything like that last person...you have a choad |
Posted By: Joe Posted On: Feb 18, 2005 Views: 531 | RE: Penis Yep, My penis could never fit in those things either |
Posted By: PenisBlue Posted On: Feb 18, 2005 Views: 530 | RE: Penis I am the great blue penis! |
Posted By: PenisGreen Posted On: Feb 18, 2005 Views: 529 | RE: Penis I am the great Green penis! |
Posted By: The Mexican Penis Posted On: Feb 18, 2005 Views: 529 | RE: Penis I am th great Mexican Penis! |
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