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| Posted By: Snrub Posted On: Feb 25, 2005 Views: 1229 | Help me spend my money I'm getting the boot from work in 2 months and will be getting a redundancy (I am apparently - redundant!). Anyway, what should I spend my unfamilliar wealth on? I brought one of those Tiewan MP3 players which has died suddenly so I might shell out for an iPod mimi for starters. (Although I am onto Apples rechargable battery replacement ripoff/scam!) PLEASE HELP |
| Posted By: Syrgot Posted On: Feb 25, 2005 Views: 1221 | RE: Help me spend my money An Ipod mini? Mini's are for pussies. Be a man and get the real thing. |
| Posted By: dan Posted On: Feb 25, 2005 Views: 1215 | RE: Help me spend my money Save your money and start looking for another job, you loser. |
| Posted By: observant Posted On: Feb 25, 2005 Views: 1210 | RE: Help me spend my money Booze and coke. You'll go through your money fast but it'll be a lot of fun! |
| Posted By: Buff-ay Posted On: Feb 25, 2005 Views: 1201 | RE: Help me spend my money LOL! Good Point observant! |
| Posted By: hphphphp Posted On: Feb 25, 2005 Views: 1200 | RE: Help me spend my money you could pay for a thai girls airfair here... and she could suck ur c*ck for the rest of ur luife... |
| Posted By: Joe Posted On: Feb 25, 2005 Views: 1190 | RE: RE: Help me spend my money Booze and coke, that crap is for pussies. Try heroin and moose urine for a year! |
| Posted By: observants grandpa Posted On: Feb 25, 2005 Views: 1183 | RE: Help me spend my money Ya know, when I was you're age the only way we could get high was by mainlining moose urine and we were glad to have it! I used to follow the wild meese around all day with a bucket, running uphill with bare feet the entire time just to catch a few drops of moose pee. Later on, your grandma and I would sit on the davenport and shoot up! Ah, those were good days. Well, until your grammy's liver fell out that is. |
| Posted By: Joe Posted On: Feb 25, 2005 Views: 1180 | RE: Help me spend my money What are talking about? You could buy moose pee anywhere back then! |
| Posted By: observants grandpa Posted On: Feb 25, 2005 Views: 1170 | RE: Help me spend my money Oh sure, if you were rich. We were dirt poor, it was during the height of the great depression and we were lucky to be able to pay attention. |
| Posted By: Joe Posted On: Feb 25, 2005 Views: 1168 | RE: RE: Help me spend my money What are talking about? You could also get it from the faucet! In any back yard, even if your poor. |
| Posted By: observants grandpa Posted On: Feb 25, 2005 Views: 1164 | RE: Help me spend my money If we had plumbing! We lived in tents in the middle of the dust bowl. Nobody had running water or anything. It was a hard life but we were hard men (there was a shortage of women back then too) and we made do with what we had. You young whipper snappers don't know how easy you've got it. |
| Posted By: Joe Posted On: Feb 25, 2005 Views: 1155 | RE: Help me spend my money What! Are high or something, there were moose pee ponds everywhere, most of them were in the middle of the dust bowl, couldn't move two steps without seeing or stepping in one; that is why people smelled like urine back then. |
| Posted By: Carl Posted On: Feb 25, 2005 Views: 1150 | RE: Help me spend my money Joey, don't disrespect your elders. |
| Posted By: observants grandpa Posted On: Feb 25, 2005 Views: 1143 | RE: Help me spend my money No no no. We smelled like pee because that's the only way we could bathe. Where do you think golden showers came from? Some hippie movement in the sixties? No! It was born out of necessity and now you kids just do it for fun. Great auntie Ethel, now she was a pee-er. I remember one time, back before the war, when me and grandma were out hunting sand fleas for Sunday dinner. Well, we got back to the tent all covered in dust. Cleanliness being next to godliness, aunt Ethel had to spray us down but good and boy did she ever... |
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