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| Posted By: Joe's Grandpa Posted On: Feb 25, 2005 Views: 549 | RE: Help me spend my money I told you so, there was moose pee everywhere! That crap was more popular than the beetles. Oh, I would rub that crap all over my naked body and the neighbors would pay lot of cash to lick it off... thats how I met your mother joe. Ah, those were the days... remeber observants grandpa. |
| Posted By: observants grandpa Posted On: Feb 25, 2005 Views: 547 | RE: Help me spend my money The beetles? Oh yea, dung beetles! Those crazy critters didn't do a darn thing all day 'cept roll around little turd balls. But hey, at least they made a living at it. I tried to do the same thing but nobody ever paid me for it so I just did it for fun until they locked me up and gave me electroshock therapy. |
| Posted By: Joe's Grandpa Posted On: Feb 26, 2005 Views: 543 | RE: Help me spend my money I remember back in WWW2 where those crazy Japanese bastards tried to make talk by strapping those electric things to my tender soft but hard nipples which they rub with a lemons moments before. They sock me with those electric things for hours, but wouldnt talk! Do you have any war memories observants grandpa? |
| Posted By: observants grandpa Posted On: Feb 26, 2005 Views: 540 | RE: Help me spend my money Sure do! We caught us a Jap here in Hawaii and tried to tourture him by making him sing American songs Karaoke style. Little did we know that when the little nip got back home, he'd make it into Japans official pasttime! |
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