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Posted By: Joe

Posted On: Feb 25, 2005
Views: 578
RE: RE: I had a dream last night.

How is your gash?
This is a good episode of mash
hey, look at Hawkeye bash
I am board of mash
I am going to watch the porno where the girls smoke grass!


This porno is making me drool
and it makes me want to go in the pool
but the water is really cool
Oh, forget it; I’ll just sit on this stool and eat gruel.


Posted By: observant

Posted On: Feb 25, 2005
Views: 575
RE: I had a dream last night.

Hawkeye is such a fool
He thinks that porno chick is a ghoul
I was gonna give her a jewel
but I dropped it into her wool.
I'm such a tool!


Posted By: Joe

Posted On: Feb 25, 2005
Views: 569
RE: RE: I had a dream last night.

I am such a fool
I also though that girl was a ghoul
WOW, look at Hawkeye hump that mule!
Damn, I just dropped my gruel,
and I fell off my stool,
watching Hawkeye hump a mule.


Posted By: Foop

Posted On: Feb 25, 2005
Views: 566
RE: I had a dream last night.

I eat poop
It looks like goop
And I use a scoop


Posted By: observant

Posted On: Feb 25, 2005
Views: 563
RE: I had a dream last night.

I made poop soup for the local girl scout troop.
It really threw them for a loop.


Posted By: Joe

Posted On: Feb 25, 2005
Views: 558
RE: RE: I had a dream last night.

Me and my group went down to the chicken coop where we found a lot of poop!


Posted By: GirlUWant

Posted On: Feb 25, 2005
Views: 555
RE: I had a dream last night.

My doggy pooped in my daughter's room
She kicked him out the house wit a broom,
She's so ****ed-gotta find him a new home, I assume,
Unless I want him to get hit by something that goes vroom.
Sometimes life brings gloom and doom,
but my daughter is tired of that fume.
I don't want my doggy to wind up in a tomb!


Posted By: Joe

Posted On: Feb 25, 2005
Views: 554
RE: RE: I had a dream last night.

That dog of your's is wack
I am the mac
I put my weed in my pack
Darn, I step on a tack
and I know a guy named jack
who sales crack


Posted By: Blah

Posted On: Feb 25, 2005
Views: 549
RE: I had a dream last night.

Joe, I know you.
Your I.Q. is two.
Whenever you type,
you never gripe.
You just don't care,
As long as you can mention
Your shitty butt hair.


Posted By: Joe

Posted On: Feb 25, 2005
Views: 546
RE: I had a dream last night.

I don't think I ever mention my ****ty butt hair I like my hair because it reminds me of Cher eating a pair and sitting in a chair.



Posted By: Joe

Posted On: Feb 25, 2005
Views: 542
RE: I had a dream last night.

My I.Q. is only two
because I sniffed glue
which kills your I.Q.


Posted By: observant

Posted On: Feb 25, 2005
Views: 540
RE: I had a dream last night.

Sorry to hear 'bout your dog
It sucks when your pet is a hog
if I were you, I'd tell him to shoo
Before he drops his next log


Cher sits in a chair
Contemplating Joe's butt hair
Life has no meaning


Posted By: Micheal Seffard

Posted On: Feb 25, 2005
Views: 534
RE: I had a dream last night.

Kiss a rubber nipple
eat an carmel apple
would you like a sample?




Posted By: Joe

Posted On: Feb 25, 2005
Views: 528
RE: I had a dream last night.

Dr.Jackson is a goose
he took my money and and said “see yah honey I took your money"
He was gone in a flash
Then I dash
but I couldn't catch up
I was mad then some girl told me to get glad
I punched her then she was mad
and she kick me in my nads
Boy was she a bitch and she made me itch
So, I went home to watch mash
where I fell off my stool into the pool
where I found a million bucks
Isn't that some good luck


Posted By: Buff-ay

Posted On: Feb 26, 2005
Views: 519
RE: I had a dream last night.

I'm no good at rapping.
But what Joe said kept me laughing!
It mad no sense. It didn't rhyme.
If I were on a train, I wouldn't have
given him a dime.
Mext time Joe, before you become a rhyme hoe. Make sure that you have it on que before someone like me pukes on you!

j/k it rhymed..... so I added it to the thread! I'm no slim shaddy! hehe!


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