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| Posted By: Joe Posted On: Mar 4, 2005 Views: 623 | RE: Sex change NOOO BRAD!! She wants a new penises inside her... like mine. |
| Posted By: observant Posted On: Mar 4, 2005 Views: 617 | RE: Sex change You got a new penis? I've been looking for one too, I've just about beaten my old one to death. I need a new butt too, my old one has a crack in it. |
| Posted By: Joe Posted On: Mar 4, 2005 Views: 615 | RE: Sex change Oh, I get all my stuff at wal-mart in the very back section. Things are just so cheap there. |
| Posted By: GirlUWant Posted On: Mar 5, 2005 Views: 604 | RE: Sex change I have a funny story that seems fitting now, if I can pull this off...In case you are not familiar with Christy's Toy Box it is a store that sells "adult toys", anyway, here is my story... One time, my ex-boyfriend, my daughter and I were out driving around and he made the comment that he doesn't like to buy CDs from Wal-Mart because they are edited - we were specifically talking about Eminem, well then a few minutes later, we drove by Christy's Toy Box and he mentioned that he didn't know that was where that store was. Then my daughter of course, had to ask what that store was, so he told her that they sell stuff there that they don't sell at Wal-Mart and then we both laughed. A couple of days later, my daughter told someone at church that my (ex)boyfriend shopped at Christy's Toy Box because he didn't like Wal-Mart! She screws up things like that ALL the time! LOL! |
| Posted By: Dragonmaster Posted On: Mar 6, 2005 Views: 597 | No Sex change I'm happy to be a male right now. I wouldent change that. Sometimes I think I go through ****, then I think. "****, that woman is bleeding from her poontang. What would I do if I was bleeding from my wangwang?" Then I think how much of an idiot I am for thinking words like "wangwang". I don't get any now, thats true, but thats 'cause I'm realy picky about who I'm with. I just normaly don't get close enuf to people. This makes me look like a dick, but most people are assholes and not worth talking to on more than an "how are you" basis. I don't think I'm better than everyone, I'm just a loner. Being around lots of people makes me nervous. I am getting better now though. I've picked jobs that put me into contact with mass amounts of peopleage. (lol, peopleage) Like working at walmart through the holiday season, and now a coffee shop at a travel plaza. (As in the only decent coffee shop in 300 miles of interstate travel) The thing thats helped me the most thus far is my relationship with Beth. She's the sister (that kinda stings) I never had, and she came along when I was thinking "****it, why am I still here?" |
| Posted By: adam Posted On: Mar 6, 2005 Views: 596 | RE: Sex change for one... why is everything a life story with you? two... "This makes me look like a dick" no this makes you look like a retard... "i have high standards" for every girl that turns you down, you think your better than her, so now the girl you want now, is non extant, or "too good to be true" ...and you will never get any nookie unless its paid for ugly ppl have lower standards, the ones that do have high standards are nerds, and so they wear tiny little shorts, glasses, and laugh all the time like heather locklier is tickling there left butt cheek ....(actually id probly do the same on that one) |
| Posted By: Dragonmaster Posted On: Mar 6, 2005 Views: 591 | RE: Sex change adam for one, I'm just defending myself. asshole I cant get turned down if I don't ask. I don't ask becouse I don't want to get to know most people. Would you actualy want to meet anybody here on the boards? Thats how I feel about everybody. I admit to being a nerd, but shorts? I wear all black all the time and never shorts. (ok so my starbucks uniform has a white and green patch) |
| Posted By: adam Posted On: Mar 6, 2005 Views: 589 | RE: Sex change i wasnt trying to be an asshole... and yes i would like to meet some of these ppl....i wont try to meet anyone, but if i run into them im sure it would be hilarious all black all the time? how old are you?? |
| Posted By: Dragonmaster Posted On: Mar 6, 2005 Views: 584 | RE: Sex change Yea, I kinda have to take that back, I'd like to meet a few of the people here. But as a rule you don't want to meet just anybody you talk to online. What was I trying to point out again............? I'm 21. I just like black outfits. Nothing special, just all black (some silver is ok) |
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