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| Posted By: GirlUWant Posted On: Mar 9, 2005 Views: 576 | RE: Iranian Singles You know, they pray five times a day towards Mecca. You would really have to think about your water consumption and pee breaks a lot! They probably have to change their underwear a lot and wipe really good...I smell a conspiracy here, and I think that Fruit of the Loom and Charmin are behind it! |
| Posted By: Craig The Space Pirate Posted On: Mar 9, 2005 Views: 573 | RE: Iranian Singles This is probably the best forum ever. |
| Posted By: adam Posted On: Mar 9, 2005 Views: 573 | RE: Iranian Singles lol thats hilarious well with the idea of the underpants, i emailed someone and asked for some info and a picture of a islamic womans undergarment, so hopefully tomorrow they get back to me and i will post it |
| Posted By: GirlUWant Posted On: Mar 9, 2005 Views: 570 | RE: Iranian Singles Factors which nullify WUDU There are some factors which nullify the ablution and destroy the object of purification like Salat etc. These are the following: All things coming out of the private parts, front or back, including urine, excrement, and gas; whether it escapes silently or audibly. The Prophet, peace be upon him, said: Allah will not accept Salat (prayer) from anyone if he passes out anything from his private parts until he performs Wudu (ablution). (Muslim) The seeping out of Madhi or Wadi; Madhi is prostatic fluid which seeps out during sexual arousal, before ejaculation; and Wad is a fluid which seeps out after urination without any accompanying sexual arousal. The Prophet, peace be upon him, said: When asked what one should do if Madi is excreted, said: He should wash his penis and perform Wudu (Agreed upon). Deep sleep, the kind where no trace of wakeful consciousness remains; such that of one started out sitting up, he would and up slumping over onto the ground. A loss of rational consciousness; whether by way of insanity or fainting or drunkenness or sedation. To touch ones private parts without an intervening barrier (of cloth etc.). The Prophet, peace be upon him, said: Whoever touches his penis, he should not pray until he performs Wudu (ablution). (Tirmidhi classed it as authentic, Bukhari said it is the most authentic Hadith related to the issue). Things which do not nullify Wudu Touching a woman with skin to skin contact. Aisha, may Allah be pleased with her, said: I used to sleep in front of the Prophet, peace be upon him, and my feet would be between him and the Qiblah (the direction of Kabah), so when he performed Sajdah (prostration), he wold touch my feet. (Agrred upon) The flow of blood from anywhere other than the vagina, whether because of a wound or cupping or nosebleed. Hasan, may Allah be pleased with him, said: The Muslims used to keep on praying while wounded. (Bukhari) Vomiting, whether enough to fill the mouth or less. Being doubtful regarding excretion (of stool, urine, gas etc., from private parts) after performing Wudu. This uncertainty does not require consideration whether one is in Salat or outside it, since certain knowledge cannot be superseded by uncertainty. In contrast, if he is sure of excretion, and he doubts whether he performed Wudu or nor after it, his Wudu would not be treated as established. Laughing aloud while is Salat does not invalidate Wudu. There is a weak Hadith which states that it does invalidate Wudu, but a weak Hadith can not be used to establish a point of law. To give a bath to a dead person does not require one to perform Wudu afterwards. There is some evidence which caused some scholars to rule that it does, but when all the evidence on the issue is considered, the result is that Wudu is recommended but not required. That is some funny shit! |
| Posted By: adam Posted On: Mar 9, 2005 Views: 566 | RE: Iranian Singles "To give a bath to a dead person does not require one to perform Wudu afterwards." why would they wash a dead person? |
| Posted By: GirlUWant Posted On: Mar 9, 2005 Views: 562 | RE: Iranian Singles My guess would be so that they are clean enough to make it into Nirvana! - or they are a bunch of twisted bastards! |
| Posted By: adam Posted On: Mar 9, 2005 Views: 560 | RE: Iranian Singles bunch of twisted bastards wanting nirvana! |
| Posted By: Mr Cranky Posted On: Mar 9, 2005 Views: 555 | RE: Iranian Singles Smells like teen madhi. |
| Posted By: GirlUWant Posted On: Mar 9, 2005 Views: 549 | RE: Iranian Singles So why do you think Allah is so offended by pee and gas? Do you think that he thinks his shit doesn't stink? I could see that getting a woody during prayer might be offensive because you have unclean thoughts about the chick praying over in the corner looking hot in her big black robe thingy, but what kind of unclean thoughts would you be having that make you accidentally cut the cheese? There probably aren't many Mexican Muslims!!!! |
| Posted By: Insensitive Adam Posted On: Mar 9, 2005 Views: 544 | RE: Iranian Singles Regarding the airplane prayer: I thought they were only concerned which direction the nearest skyscraper was. |
| Posted By: adam Posted On: Mar 10, 2005 Views: 538 | RE: Iranian Singles maybe there is someone with the same name as me, who is an insensitive homo (impersonating is stupid and can get you banned!) |
| Posted By: adam Posted On: Mar 10, 2005 Views: 536 | RE: Iranian Singles girluwant: do u mean to say to me, that mexicans have flatuence problems? Is this why they steal? Im having troubles finding a connection. |
| Posted By: observant Posted On: Mar 10, 2005 Views: 536 | RE: Iranian Singles What about queefs(sp), I wonder. I hate to admit it but I laughed at the fake adam's comment. |
| Posted By: GirlUWant Posted On: Mar 10, 2005 Views: 529 | RE: Iranian Singles I was just being funny...because of the "bean" and gas thing. |
| Posted By: GirlUWant Posted On: Mar 10, 2005 Views: 522 | RE: Iranian Singles Hey Adam - aren't you forgetting something? The Underwear... |
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