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| Posted By: James Posted On: May 17, 2005 Views: 510 | RE: Happy Birthday! Thanks for reminging me why I didn't have any frinds in highschool. Damn, I think you post that every week. Ok, lost weight since then, I had also just desided to grow the facial hair a few months before that picture, so it was just peach fuzz. Also, why do photographers always have a fat person look over their sholder when taking their picture instead of having them look twards the camera? I WANT my chin in front of my heuge neck. |
| Posted By: adam Posted On: May 17, 2005 Views: 503 | RE: Happy Birthday! lets try this again HAPPY BIRTHDAY! |
| Posted By: GirlUWant Posted On: May 17, 2005 Views: 496 | RE: Happy Birthday! adam - that picture is like poster size and cracks me up everytime, because it like screws up the size of the thread and everything! LOL! The B-day is going well! Did you tell everyone who you saw this weekend??? |
| Posted By: adam Posted On: May 17, 2005 Views: 495 | RE: Happy Birthday! its like your my mother and im your son and your patting me on the back and saying "son, why dont you tell uncle charlie who you saw this weekend!?" |
| Posted By: Uncle Charlie Posted On: May 17, 2005 Views: 490 | RE: Happy Birthday! Damn boy when I was your age I had to work three 10-hour shifts a day, seven days a week, in the mines just to make enough money to get by. On my day off I would have to walk thirty miles through the snow to buy 5 eggs, half a pound of summer sausage, two loaves of the old bread on special, three bags of peanut husks, and half a gallon of moonshine made by the guy with one arm and a lazy eye that lived over by the ski hill. One the way back I had to fight off the wolves and polar bears and hope that I return with enough food to feed my 24 sisters, brothers, aunts, uncles, parents, and grandparents for another week. Because I was the bread winner, moldy as it may have been, I got to sleep in the good bed, which happened to be an old stump that was hollowed out. The only way I could fit in it was to go in ass first and let my knees press against my chest until they lost all feeling. There I would sleep for 15 minutes each night before returning to the mines. I was grateful. Next time someone asks you to tell me a story, just do it without the whining. You should have it so lucky. |
| Posted By: adam Posted On: May 17, 2005 Views: 481 | RE: Happy Birthday! no i met a famous dude |
| Posted By: GirlUWant Posted On: May 18, 2005 Views: 473 | RE: Happy Birthday! It was George Michael and adam did naughty stuff with him! LOL |
| Posted By: adam Posted On: May 18, 2005 Views: 471 | RE: Happy Birthday! wel i WAS gonna lie about it, but GUW opened her big mouth!! lol ....no it was hat big guy from everybody loves raymond, and i didnt do naughty things, he was at the blackjack table next to my texas holdem table |
| Posted By: GirlUWant Posted On: May 18, 2005 Views: 469 | RE: Happy Birthday! "hat big guy" great explanation, btw! lol If it WOULD have been George Michael, you WOULD have done naughty things, right? |
| Posted By: adam Posted On: May 18, 2005 Views: 468 | RE: Happy Birthday! ummm if by naughty you mean commit some kind of hate crime? maybe there is only one big guy from the show, ppl usually understand |
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