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Posted By: Maury Povich Posted On: Jun 6, 2005 Views: 610 | RE: Favorite Smell? Oh, and make sure you dress too sexy and be prepared to deny that you are not the father. |
Posted By: James Posted On: Jun 7, 2005 Views: 589 | RE: Favorite Smell? Not sperm. Jesus. I want to know what pussy taste like. I tryed to imagine honey, or mabie smoked salmon (didn't go over to well, lol) |
Posted By: Snrub Posted On: Jun 7, 2005 Views: 588 | RE: Favorite Smell? Oh yeah James, pussy smells like honey. Thats why each Sunday morning I wipe my pancakes over my wifes pussy - because it tastes like honey. |
Posted By: adam Posted On: Jun 7, 2005 Views: 585 | RE: Favorite Smell? it not really an explicable taste...we have sayin' 'round here parts that goes If it tastes like something youve aten before, maybe you shouldnt be eating it. |
Posted By: GirlUWant Posted On: Jun 7, 2005 Views: 585 | RE: Favorite Smell? Does your wife ever put a hot dog bun around your weiner? |
Posted By: GirlUWant Posted On: Jun 7, 2005 Views: 583 | RE: Favorite Smell? Hey James - if you would think that it is like honey, then why did you say on the "longest thread ever" thread what you said about wondering if snail and boogers taste like pussy? |
Posted By: Joe Posted On: Jun 7, 2005 Views: 582 | RE: Favorite Smell? James, since you claim to have no ability to smell you wouldn't know what honey or salmon taste like anyhow. I assume when you say it didn't go over well you mean that it made a terrible mess all over your inflatable friend? Another thing about your claim of no sense of smell...a few weeks ago in one of your posts you said you smelled like ass. How did you know? Did someone else tell you or was the smell so bad that it was actually a visible cloud of stench? |
Posted By: Paul Posted On: Jun 7, 2005 Views: 574 | RE: Favorite Smell? sometimes, when my wife is working on the computer I'll pull out my weiner and lay it on her shoulder or hang it next to her ear to scare her when she looks over. |
Posted By: GirlUWant Posted On: Jun 7, 2005 Views: 570 | RE: Favorite Smell? That is funny. |
Posted By: Snrub Posted On: Jun 7, 2005 Views: 559 | RE: Favorite Smell? I just know you are referring to Nick the Dick from Animal House arent you GirlUWant!!! Jeez that was funny wasnt it. |
Posted By: Snrub Posted On: Jun 7, 2005 Views: 558 | RE: Favorite Smell? Paul, Big brother is on her at the moment. Last week whwn they were all totally pissed this guy pulls out his wanger (pants still up and buttoned, just zipper down) walks over behind this girl and gives her this shoulder massage, then when he walks away she realises. I, predictably, thought it was hilarious but there was a HUGE stink over it because he took advantage of her drunken state and blah blah. Still think it was funny though. |
Posted By: Snrub Posted On: Jun 7, 2005 Views: 555 | RE: Favorite Smell? Sorry, did it again. ****ed = drunk |
Posted By: GirlUWant Posted On: Jun 7, 2005 Views: 553 | RE: Favorite Smell? We all know that ****ing means getting drunk because of that song about eight years ago...****ing the night away, he takes a lager drink, he takes a whiskey drink, he takes a vodka drink, etc... |
Posted By: Snrub Posted On: Jun 7, 2005 Views: 551 | RE: Favorite Smell? TubThumpin by Chambawanba - that is a great song GirlUWant isnt it. But I mentioned pissed last week and someone said - annoyed? Do I still say things that dont make sense much, I'm trying to be concious as much as I can - I even wrote mom a few times (not mum)!. Still havent got around to watching Napoleon Dynamite yet. Gotta go, I have a caffeine deficiency headache. |
Posted By: GirlUWant Posted On: Jun 7, 2005 Views: 548 | RE: Favorite Smell? Drink some Mountain Dew! |
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