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| Posted By: GirlUWant Posted On: Jul 10, 2005 Views: 605 | RE: what I would have to get paid for each Jane, we all were convinced that you were sleeping in a separate bedroom...now the truth comes out...you are a whore, cuppajane, a complete whore! adam, can you believe what a whore she is? |
| Posted By: GirlUWant Posted On: Jul 10, 2005 Views: 603 | RE: what I would have to get paid for each adam - do you think she REALLY forgot you were there? I saw a card at Spencer's Gifts once that had a guy holding a sign that read "Show Me Your Tits", and then you open it up and an old lady pulls up her dress and they are hanging down really low... I remember seeing an old relative in the nursing home when I was a kid, and you could see he boobies and they were hanging really low, and it just freaked me out, they really were like that granny lady cartoon in Playboy. (I don't know if they still have the granny lady cartoon, I haven't seen a Playboy in like twenty years) |
| Posted By: adam Posted On: Jul 10, 2005 Views: 602 | RE: what I would have to get paid for each GUW, you call her a whore while there are ten other guys out there with motherless babies cos of you!...YOURE THE WHORE! cant just get them pregnant and leave! i just received information...there are 13 motherless babies that were born from guys who were victimized by you!...oh, more information...2 more men are pregnant! you cant make this stuff up....whore! LOL |
| Posted By: adam Posted On: Jul 10, 2005 Views: 601 | RE: what I would have to get paid for each i think ive seen it...shes always talking to an old guy who has his balls dragging behind him? |
| Posted By: GirlUWant Posted On: Jul 10, 2005 Views: 599 | RE: what I would have to get paid for each I don't remember a guy with dragging balls but that is funny. Remember Adam Sandler's girlfiend in Big Daddy? She leaves him with an old guy and Adam is grossed out by his old balls...that is such an awesome movie! |
| Posted By: adam Posted On: Jul 10, 2005 Views: 597 | RE: what I would have to get paid for each its not one of his better movies...i think he is over rated now...SNL was his good stuff |
| Posted By: GirlUWant Posted On: Jul 10, 2005 Views: 593 | RE: what I would have to get paid for each I would do him! ;) A threesome with him, David Spade and me would be really interesting...probably funny, too! |
| Posted By: Joe Posted On: Jul 10, 2005 Views: 589 | RE: what I would have to get paid for each I have seen adam's grandma naked. It isn't that bad. Not as bad as Jimmie's mom. |
| Posted By: cuppajane Posted On: Jul 10, 2005 Views: 586 | RE: what I would have to get paid for each wait, there's something wrong with 13 motherless babies? phew, so my 14 don't matter |
| Posted By: Syrgot Posted On: Jul 10, 2005 Views: 579 | RE: what I would have to get paid for each Yeah. It totally freaked me out. It wasn't even like a "Oh my god eww!" But an "Oh my god...." and I just kind of stood there not knowing what to do. My grandmother didn't seem to think anything of it. I knocked on the damn door and said "Grandma, can I come in" and she's like "Of course sweetie!" and I open the door and BAM! A mane of platnium-pubes and the saggiest, wrinkliest boobies on earth. Now, my other grandmother (the jewish one) just wanders around our house with her ass hanging out whenever she comes to visit. She'll go take a shower, then come up to the kitchen to get a glass of ice water (For wahtever reason, she can't get dressed before she has her water.) The problem is she holds the towel IN FRONT OF HER. The frontal region isn't in view (thank god) but her ass just giggles and hangs and sags like its nobodys business. |
| Posted By: cuppajane Posted On: Jul 10, 2005 Views: 572 | RE: what I would have to get paid for each " her ass just giggles" LOL |
| Posted By: adam Posted On: Jul 10, 2005 Views: 568 | RE: what I would have to get paid for each hhahaha syrgot...it was laughing at you?? hahah |
| Posted By: GirlUWant Posted On: Jul 10, 2005 Views: 565 | RE: what I would have to get paid for each We were a very private family, and I don't think I ever saw either of my parents, or my brother or sister naked. My parents did see me naked once when I was like 24 and I was staying at their house and my mom screamed and I ran out in the hallway and my dad was there. I didn't even really process the whole I am naked here, thingy, and my parents just told me to go put some clothes on...I was super red, I'm sure and what happened was my parents' hot water tank had busted. |
| Posted By: One Posted On: Jul 12, 2005 Views: 537 | RE: what I would have to get paid for each Masturbate a horse = $200 ...wow, that's says more about you than you may have meant it to |
| Posted By: Syrgot Posted On: Jul 12, 2005 Views: 532 | RE: what I would have to get paid for each Yeah... it was totally laughing at me. |
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