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| Posted By: James Posted On: Jul 17, 2005 Views: 1599 | A kiss on the forehead from your girlfriend. That would be the best.....Then I get up, step over the cats, and go fix her breakfast. After, we go to the park with our MTBs and go riding. No need to work, she's a crazy hot rich girl that picked me up. (ZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz******** WTF? oh, the ****ing CP alarm, I've got to pick a different song, "Chop suey" has got to go.) I've have had these happen. A cute puppy licking your face A cat playfully pawing at your arm(Kos-mos and Clcoh want breakfast. A boat horn right in your face point blank(little brothers suck. |
| Posted By: vixy13 Posted On: Jul 17, 2005 Views: 1592 | RE: A kiss on the forehead from your girlfriend. a kiss on the forehead from my husband, or cuddles or the like, is always my favorite alarm clock. i was disappointed that "kiss on forehead from significant other" or something like that wasn't an option. |
| Posted By: Turtle Posted On: Jul 17, 2005 Views: 1588 | RE: A kiss on the forehead from your girlfriend. I didn't know it was possible that james could get girlfriend. |
| Posted By: James Posted On: Jul 17, 2005 Views: 1580 | RE: A kiss on the forehead from your girlfriend. Anyone can get a girlfriend, I'm just to damn picky. Why settle for someone who isn't a good match? |
| Posted By: Syrgot Posted On: Jul 18, 2005 Views: 1575 | RE: A kiss on the forehead from your girlfriend. "Why settle for someone who isn't a good match," is the reason they always give him. I've had the puppy, and the girlfriend kissing me on the face before. The girlfriend kissing me didn't really EVER wake me up, if anything it gave me inscentive to fall back to sleep (no longer laying alone in bed, just pull the darling in with you and doze back off.) When Abby (my puppers) was really little my brother put her on my bed to wake me up once, that got me up damn fast because as cute as they are, its still not all that pleasnt having them STEPPING ALL OVER YOUR FACE while licking it. Last time I stayed home from work sick I fell asleep on the couch and our other dog (Max) woke me up by licking me... which was horrible because his breath smelled like the anal cavity of a fat german man who ate nothing but dead fish his entire life... but it woke me up. |
| Posted By: adam Posted On: Jul 18, 2005 Views: 1565 | RE: A kiss on the forehead from your girlfriend. james stop with the "i can get a girlfriend but im too picky" crap, we know better lol syrgot, dog's mouths are supposedly cleaner, so you shoulda got more sickened out by your girlfriend than max...even though your g/f didnt smell like anal cavity...or did she? i woke up with a cat cleeping on my face once i told my friends i woke up with a pussy on my face then they said Dude, your mom is weird! i was awoken by a fat chick i slept with, i was really wasted...nothing happened, we just slept together, things woulda happened, but i passed out right away, thank god LOL....or maybe something did, i havent asked her :S never gotten woken up by getting head |
| Posted By: Bob Dole Posted On: Jul 18, 2005 Views: 1557 | RE: RE: RE: A kiss on the forehead from your girlfriend. James seems like the kind of guy that would have a cat. |
| Posted By: Rox Posted On: Jul 18, 2005 Views: 1555 | RE: A kiss on the forehead from your girlfriend. ^^^ or 90 |
| Posted By: Joe Posted On: Jul 18, 2005 Views: 1553 | RE: A kiss on the forehead from your girlfriend. James seems like the kind of guy to have several dozen cats and maybe molest a few of them. |
| Posted By: James Posted On: Jul 18, 2005 Views: 1549 | RE: A kiss on the forehead from your girlfriend. I have six, four are ready to give away now at six weeks old. I hate to see them go, but I just don't have the room. I'll keep them another week then take them to the pet shop like the last time. |
| Posted By: James Posted On: Jul 18, 2005 Views: 1548 | RE: A kiss on the forehead from your girlfriend. besides, a good witch has to have at least one cat lol. |
| Posted By: Joe Posted On: Jul 18, 2005 Views: 1541 | RE: A kiss on the forehead from your girlfriend. and as soon as you leave the pet shop, those cats are in a burlap bag at the bottom of a river. |
| Posted By: Bob Dole Posted On: Jul 18, 2005 Views: 1534 | RE: A kiss on the forehead from your girlfriend. Have you ever met a guy with a cat that wasn't a pussy? |
| Posted By: Syrgot Posted On: Jul 18, 2005 Views: 1526 | RE: A kiss on the forehead from your girlfriend. Do you mean a guy who personally owns a cat, or a guy who lives with a cat, but its not his? |
| Posted By: GirlUWant Posted On: Jul 18, 2005 Views: 1522 | RE: A kiss on the forehead from your girlfriend. That should have been a huge sign with my ex-husband! I hate cats and he had an old black male cat that he absolutely loved. I bought him a Rottweiler puppy after we started dating. He didn't really like the Rotty that much, that should have been another huge sign! Cats are just annoying, and who wants sandpaper licking you! We had a Yorkie that would lick the inside of your ear for as long as you would let her! That is the best! LOL...maybe a little wrong, but still great... |
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