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| Posted By: Syrgot Posted On: Nov 15, 2005 Views: 513 | RE: Crying baby I was on a plane once and the mother was yelling at the kid. "STOP CRYING OR YOU'RE NOT GETTING TO PLAY WITH YOUR TOYS UNTIL THURSDAY!!!" The kid was literally probably only a month old and this crazy bitch of a mother was trying to use logic, as if that was going to help. |
| Posted By: MadreDeElora Posted On: Nov 16, 2005 Views: 509 | RE: Crying baby I have to take my 21 month old on a flight tomorrow and I'm not looking forward to it. She's flown before but she was a baby then and slept the whole time. Now she's a toddler and is gonna be ****ed about being stuck in a chair for an hour and a half. So I'm sorry to anybody who's flying from Lubbock to Dallas tomorrow evening. And no, I'm not giving her any benadryl or whiskey or heroin. |
| Posted By: Syrgot Posted On: Nov 16, 2005 Views: 507 | RE: Crying baby You could try rat poison. That'd shut her up. |
| Posted By: true Posted On: Nov 17, 2005 Views: 494 | RE: Crying baby What may have helped more than the benedryl is the bottle the lady gave her baby. Getting the kid to suck on something helps them clear their ears. If a bottle doesn't work, try a pacifier or a lollipop (if their older)...gum works on older kids as well. |
| Posted By: Syrgot Posted On: Nov 17, 2005 Views: 490 | RE: Crying baby My grandfather always told us to say "K" over and over and enunciate it really clearly. That never helped... but he said it did and he was the doctor who founded the largest childrens hospital in Kansas city. |
| Posted By: adam Posted On: Nov 18, 2005 Views: 485 | RE: Crying baby i dont think id give gum to a child under the age of 6..and 6 and over they shouldnt be throwing tantrums |
| Posted By: Syrgot Posted On: Nov 18, 2005 Views: 480 | RE: Crying baby Your ears can still bother you on an airplane without throwing tantrums. The concept of saying "K" wasnt to distract you from throwing a tantrum, it was suppose to make your ears feel better. |
| Posted By: sparr Posted On: Nov 20, 2005 Views: 472 | RE: Crying baby that was probably your grandfather subliminally trying to initiate children into his sick organization |
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