Have gun, will travel.

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MAL:"This is a 44-magnum, with full barrel auto-lock, and a smooth shaft for extra comfort and sexiness; it is also equipped with a hairpin trigger mechanism, and the entire gun is hinted with a delicate orange flavour..."
Mal (to Simon): "Can you sail under the command of a pirate? Or can you not?"
On occasion, Mal still wondered if YoSaffBridge had kept her promise not to tell anyone how easily she had gotten his pistol out of his holster.
"Now Doc, I warned you what would happen if you got Kaylee in trouble. Down the aisle or out the airlock, your choice."
Is this a pistol which I see before me, [...] A pistol of the mind, a false creation, [...] As this which now I draw.
Mal admired his gun, then realized it was melting in his hand. Mal (in his head): Hmm... chocolate.
The captain pauses a moment to admire his reflection...
Mal pondered the age old question of "if it were up your arse would you know?"
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