He falls down, but he gets up again...

...and then you choose the THREE best captions!

MAL: Advice from an old tracker: If you want to find your contact lense, use your eyes.
MAL: "Pssst, Simon and River, as long as you stay quiet the purple-bellies will never find you. See, they'll check under the placemats; but this grid, never."
Jayne thought it would be Hi-larious to super glue Mal to the deck
Yep. Nothin' quite like a good pub crawl.
They told him not to kiss 'em on the mouth, but you know Mal he just can't help himself.
Milk was a bad choice...
Hey! I can see my bunk from here!
Some were floored by Nathan's attempt at a mind meld with a piece of metal, others found it grating.
Inside Mal's head: "I'm in pain! I think this is what pain feels like! Oh, mama! Someone maternal!"
Mal(to self):"Oh yeah...you're a dirty girl aren't you? Yes you are...cleaning yourself with that sponge..." INARA(os):"What the...?!?!?!"
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