We scanned him for signs of intelligence...they came back negative.

However, you're jing zi! So vote for the 2 best captions!

Mal: No Jayne. It's not about breasts. Jayne: Well, maybe not, but I'll still be in my bunk.
Wash: Whoa. No. No. Honey...you show them the bad. Zoe: All along here, that empty space in the stream, that's Beaver territory.
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..."
Even with Simon's electron microscope, it was hard to find what was left of Crow after he went thru the engine.
Wash: Badger said the loot was on this derelict ship on LV426. Sure we can trust him? Mal: Probably not, but what's the worst that can happen?
JAYNE: Hwoon dan! This is the worst ruttin' video game ever!!! WASH: That's a topographical dispaly, you oaf. JAYNE: *thinks for a moment* Huh. So how do you win?
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