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	When Jayne said, " Let's moon 'em," Simon and River thought he meant The Alliance.
	Simon: As god is my witness I thought turkeys could fly.
	Simon: So this really IS the crappy planet where I get a statue. River: Those eyes! They follow me!
	Simon: Does that look like a hangnail to you? River: You can't hang a nail. Alliance law outlawed hanging in favor of firing squads.
	When Wash said they juggled geese here, he didn't mention they did it on a tightrope.
	RIVER: What are those things crawling out of her nose? Spaceballs?! SIMON: Oh Shit, there goes the planet!