This one time, at bandit camp...

...we chose the two (2) best captions!!!

Mal: "New plan. We grab the laser, hop in that phone booth, go back in time 10 minutes, free and clear, easy peasy." Saffron: "Booth? Time? Huh?"
I'll replace the gun with these flowers and no one will notice, God I'm smart!
As any well trained museum professional knows, one does not mix live flowers with artifacts! And don't get me started on their lack of gloves!
Mal: So this is your family heirloom? Saffron: Sure is. My Daddy carried it at my first shotgun wedding, and my second, and my third, and...
Mal: Not to worry. I'm a Seventh-Level Flower-User. YoSaffBridge (to self): And I'm a Right Sneaky Eye-Roller
Mal: Well, go se. It's just a Lassiter-shaped beacon. Hey...does that mean it's time for the spankings? YSB: In your lowly, pathetic dreams.
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