Big Damn Cardboard Heroes?
Vote for the 2 best captions!	While he was busy describing how he beat Crow in a fight to Jayne, Mal totally missed when Kaylee pinched Inara's ass. Zoe: Earth! Wash: Wind! Kaylee: Fire! Simon (OS): Water! Inara: Heart! Mal: When your powers combine, I am Caption Tightpants! The Serenity crew gives up a life of crime to become street performers. Mal is very skilled in the art of the robot. Mal: "You did WHAT?!?!? Jayne: "I sold out Simon and River for a million credits." (beat) Jayne: "April Fools!" Mal: "IT'S JULY!!!" The crew succumbed to Space Madness and began to Riverdance ..... As Mal tries to teach the crew the Electric Slide, everyone looks on as he succeeds in giving himself an atomic wedgie of epic proportion. MAL(to Jayne OS):"FOR THE LAST TIME: It's hip-step-step-hip-step-step-hip, not hip-step-hip-hip-step-hip-hip!! Are you TRYING to piss off the volcano?!?!?!?"
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