Companions, and hair, and captions, oh my!

You know the drill...choose your 2 favs!

Inara: So then all I have to do is kill Wash and I am one step closer to RULING THE 'VERSE. MUAH HAH HAH! *pause* Wash: Um, Inara, are you aware you said that out loud?
Wash: Have you ever been with a warrior woman? Inara: Well, now that you mention it, yes! Mmmmmmm... Warrior Women......
Inara was a little nervous. She had never had a Wookie as a client before.
Inara: Kaylee, what is that? Kaylee (OS): Oh, it's the shiniest thing... I bought it on the station. They call it a tribble. Isn't it sweet? Tribble: Purr, Purrrr... Inara: Adorable, but maybe you should check with Mal... Kaylee: Oh, Cap'n won't mind.
Inara: Wha...are those yellow Lemurs? and what are they...oh..EEWWW!!!
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