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| Posted By: Bob Dole (the original) Posted On: Jan 19, 2005 Views: 1880 | Make your opinion known about... Dragonmaster. I think he's pathetic. I yearn for the posts from months of old when he was still toying with the idea of offing himself and hence slightly increasing the average intelligence of the world. Help me add to the list of why he's lame. 1) He believes in dragons. 2) He practices with a broadsword. 3) He can't spell. 4) He's got a strange disease (even God wants him dead). 5) He's in love with a girl that doesn't know he exists. 6) He's never been laid. 7) He doesn't want to get laid. 8) He works at a coffee shop. 9) He's from West Virgina. 10) He contiunes to live in West Virginia willingly. Who can add to the list? |
| Posted By: Bob Dole Posted On: Jan 19, 2005 Views: 1876 | RE: Make your opinion known about... I have to agree with Bob on this one. I would modify the following: 7) He doesn't want to get laid but still likes to claim his penis is very large. 8) He works at a coffee shop at a wayside. and I would like to add: 11) He claims to have had a girlfriend who was run over by a coal truck even though West Virginia DOT has no record of such accident. 12) He can't keep his lies straight. One week he is sterile, the next week he is not. 13) He used to live in a room he built at his mom's house. It had no heat or electricity except for an extension cord to run his computer. 14) He now claims to live with his Aunt in a one room apartment. I bet she is going to have a hell of a time getting the semen stains off the ceiling. 15) He keeps a blog that basically consists of reports on why he spent the day crying. 16) He thinks fixing a flat tire and working a plunger are major life accomplishments. There are so many, really. We have hardly scratched the surface. |
| Posted By: Squat Posted On: Jan 19, 2005 Views: 1869 | RE: Make your opinion known about... I said argure more, not encourage people to commit suicide. |
| Posted By: Dragonmaster Posted On: Jan 19, 2005 Views: 1863 | RE: Make your opinion known about... Lol, ok first I thought that the multiple posts about me where kinda cool, even though there started by people who bitch about spelling on an online forum...... This had gone on for weeks, I have reached internet-god-status. Thank you, thank you.  |
| Posted By: Bob Dole Posted On: Jan 19, 2005 Views: 1859 | RE: Make your opinion known about... Obviously your reading comprehension skills are on par with your spelling skills. If you could actually understand what was written about you, you would see that you are being laughed at and made a fool of. By no stretch of the imagination could your treatment be considered god-like. You are such a retard. |
| Posted By: observant Posted On: Jan 19, 2005 Views: 1856 | RE: Make your opinion known about... You people would be bored to death if Dragonmaster ever stopped posting and you know it. Why else would you bother reading all of his posts and amass so much knowledge about him? I like to read a good roast thread too though so I will add this: 17) He needs to provide some new material for people to pick on him about. |
| Posted By: Bob Dole Posted On: Jan 19, 2005 Views: 1853 | RE: Make your opinion known about... Imagine you are standing on a busy street corner. Hundreds of people can walk by and you don't even notice them. All of a sudden some guy walks straight into a glass door because he didn't see it. That will be the one thing you will remember from that day. Now imagine someone verbally walking into a glass door several times a day, week after week and each time he jumps up and yells at the door. This is why it takes no effort to remember Dragonmaster's twisted life. |
| Posted By: observant Posted On: Jan 19, 2005 Views: 1850 | RE: Make your opinion known about... Nice analogy, I see your point. lol Still, I thought the statement about longing for the days when he was suicidal was a bit harsh. I personally find it funny when people pick apart his silly theories but when all they can say is "F you, dragonduche. Why don't you just F'n die!", it's not so funny to me. |
| Posted By: GirlUWant Posted On: Jan 20, 2005 Views: 1843 | RE: Make your opinion known about... uh...I'm wondering when did he EVER claim to have a large penis? I must have missed that one! Too funny! |
| Posted By: Bob Dole Posted On: Jan 20, 2005 Views: 1841 | RE: Make your opinion known about... He hasn't said that for a while but he used to whip that one out all the time. |
| Posted By: Bob Dole (the original) Posted On: Jan 20, 2005 Views: 1836 | RE: Make your opinion known about... I thought of a few more. Did he say he had a large penis? I never got that one either. It's a good thing all his good internet friends know about it. 18) He works some broads shifts for her whenever she wants cause he's a little bitch. 19) He thinks that a man should be a woman's bitch in a relationship. 20) He gives relationship advice, even though he's never been in a relationship. 21) He greatly resembles the Star Wars kid. |
| Posted By: Ren Posted On: Jan 20, 2005 Views: 1830 | RE: Make your opinion known about... 22) digital attention whore (no real friends) 23) funny lookin' |
| Posted By: Bob Dole Posted On: Jan 20, 2005 Views: 1819 | RE: Make your opinion known about... I took a look back at some old polls to see if I could get a link to his mega-penis claim but after reading three of his threads I had a headache. I got two more for the list though. 24) He claims to have designed an engine that is thousands of times better and cheaper than anything NASA has come up with. 25) He claimed that the government was paying his schooling because he did so well in highschool but on his 'Free Drinks' thread this week he says he only got D's and F's since third grade. Total chronic liar. |
| Posted By: too late Posted On: Jan 20, 2005 Views: 1815 | RE: Make your opinion known about... I'm convinced he is a figment of someone's imagination. Dragonmaster doesn't exist. Just someone stirring up a message board, getting a kick out of starting arguments. I used to feel bad when Dragonboy was picked on... but he doesn't really exist. How can you feel bad about a faked personality offing themself? If Dragonboy is fake, what does that say for KrishBishi (sp?) and his brother who published his passwords and the person who supposedly logged in and saved his system? Could they all be one and the same? Wasn't DM a daily letter at one time? I know he was a Saturday Strange (or something similar). With OT's assistance we could dig up an address or postmark or even the email headers. More effort than it is worth though. Since there is no way to prove definitively what is real, I choose to believe DM is really TK in disguise. |
| Posted By: GirlUWant Posted On: Jan 20, 2005 Views: 1812 | RE: Make your opinion known about... I totally think he is real! Bob - keep working on the penis thing, maybe something will come up! Dragonmaster - what do you say? Have you ever bragged about your size? (I remember him commenting about his entire size being large, but not any specific parts!) Seriously, that doesn't seem like you! |
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