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Posted By: Syrgot

Posted On: Feb 13, 2005
Views: 1434
Chocolate Sauce

A man that says "I want to cover your entire naked body in chocolate sauce and then lick it all off," is a man who has in fact never covered a woman in chocolate.

Anyone want to back this?


Posted By: Mr Cranky

Posted On: Feb 13, 2005
Views: 1416
RE: Chocolate Sauce

Your're a homo!


Posted By: Dragonmaster

Posted On: Feb 14, 2005
Views: 1407
RE: Chocolate Sauce

It makes for a fun shower afterwards though. I love chocolate, but when I want to eat my girlfriend, I want to eat out my girlfriend with nothing in the way. I don't think eating (food that is) should not be a part of sex.


Posted By: GayLord

Posted On: Feb 14, 2005
Views: 1401
RE: Chocolate Sauce

DragonMaster, are you qualifed to make such a statement?


Posted By: GayLord

Posted On: Feb 14, 2005
Views: 1400
RE: Chocolate Sauce

Come here cranky my darling, i have a surprise for you! ahhh you like that dont you b***h! what?you want it harder? no problem!


Posted By: Bob Dole (the original)

Posted On: Feb 14, 2005
Views: 1391
RE: Chocolate Sauce

Is Dragonmaster qualified to answer that question?

I say yes and no. Clearly, he knows a lot about food, and probably a lot about chocolate specifically being that he's a very fat human. Also clearly, he knows nothing about naked women or sex. It just goes along with the theme that Dragonmaster never has a clue what he's talking about, regardless of the topic.

I was really scared when he said he wanted to eat his girlfriend. I bet he could swallow a woman whole!


Posted By: SnailManager

Posted On: Feb 14, 2005
Views: 1386
RE: Chocolate Sauce

"I don't think eating (food that is) should not be a part of sex."
this is a double negative.
I dont know where im going with this.. perhaps i have nothing of interest to say or maybe i just want to look smarter than DragonMaster(oh my god, i have sunk to a new low)


Posted By: Mr Cranky

Posted On: Feb 14, 2005
Views: 1384
RE: Chocolate Sauce

No, Syrgot is not a homo.

I have a pretty strong stomach but I almost gagged when I read that post by Dragonmaster. Would he even right that kind of stuff? Usually he shys away from sex talk and calls guys pigs. I agree with Dole. I think he used the term 'eat' literally.


Posted By: Serlady

Posted On: Feb 14, 2005
Views: 1377
RE: Chocolate Sauce

i concur. Chocolate Sauce seems like a good idea, but then again it isn't really. you should never, never put food in your places. if you wanna get the schwerve on with somethin tasty, try massage oil with flavor or somethin like that. nothing with sugar. no bananas. cucumbers are ok as long as they're clean and no wax on the skin. otherwise man, have yourself a meal first, and then get in the bed. dont mix the two around. (low-fat cool whip is a really good option if you just must have food on your body)


Posted By: Fritz

Posted On: Feb 14, 2005
Views: 1373
RE: Chocolate Sauce

How about some chocolate sauce in and around the butthole. That would make for some fun licking.


Posted By: Klimpy

Posted On: Feb 14, 2005
Views: 1370
RE: Chocolate Sauce

I don't think that was the real dragonmaster


Posted By: adam

Posted On: Feb 14, 2005
Views: 1365
RE: Chocolate Sauce

Flavored massage oils...eww!
Have you ever tried edible underwear or pussy flavoring? Its disgusting..
As far as the chocolate goes, that would make me sick too. By the time im done licking it up im not gonna wanna do anything at all, leaving the girl turned on and resorting to a dildo and hating me.
In a chocolate factory they say you can eat as much as you want, because they know you will binge out and purge all over yourself and never eat anymore for the rest of your life. Just saying, too much chocolate is the worst thing in the world.


Posted By: Bob Dole (the original)

Posted On: Feb 14, 2005
Views: 1358
RE: Chocolate Sauce

I tried edible underwear. It tasted like a fruit-roll-up. It didn't taste too bad, but it left this weird red residue after it was gone that didn't wash off her for like 3 days.


Posted By: Syrgot

Posted On: Feb 14, 2005
Views: 1355
RE: Chocolate Sauce

Adamn have you actually worked in a chocolate factory before?

I've never tried the edible underwear but I've heard of the same thing happening as Dole said. I don't really quite understand the point of them though.... is it really that much of a turn on gnawing through their closing? That sounds like a creepy rape fantasy combined with some silence of the lambs antics.


Posted By: adam

Posted On: Feb 14, 2005
Views: 1334
RE: Chocolate Sauce

No I havent. I heard it on TV.
It makes sense though.


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