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Posted By: Bobby Dole

Posted On: Feb 15, 2005
Views: 566
RE: Chocolate Sauce

you can shove a peeled banana all the way up a woman's butt, then eat it as she craps it back out.


Posted By: Bob Dole (the original)

Posted On: Feb 15, 2005
Views: 559
RE: Chocolate Sauce

Oral never has and never will count as having sex. It counts as getting your dick sucked, which is fantastic but different.

For the record I got both yesterday.


Posted By: Michael "Guilty like OJ" Jackson

Posted On: Feb 15, 2005
Views: 555
RE: Chocolate Sauce

By me


Posted By: Mr Cranky

Posted On: Feb 15, 2005
Views: 551
RE: Chocolate Sauce

Dragonmaster, if you really have lost 50 pounds, good job. If you are BSing us, I will stab you in the eye with a rusty fork.

Please never refer to your sex life, real or imagined, in any way here again. It makes it a little hard to eat breakfast and I just feel better thinking of you as asexual.



Posted By: SnailManager

Posted On: Feb 15, 2005
Views: 538
RE: Chocolate Sauce

Um, i thought Clinton managed to have oral not classed as sex .. therefore oral does not count by your logic and so dragonmaster is still a virgin. Did Clinton get it dismissed as not sex? I am British and have a bad memory to boot so please ignore this post if im totaly remembering your countries recent history incorreclty.


Posted By: GirlUWant

Posted On: Feb 15, 2005
Views: 536
RE: Chocolate Sauce

It is refreshing to know that someone is out there managing snails! Thanks, and keep up the good work!

This came up last week or so, oral doesn't count on the roster! It is third base, which is not scoring, just playing the field.

Congratulations, Dole! Republicans DO have more sex than Democrats!


Posted By: SnailManager

Posted On: Feb 15, 2005
Views: 533
RE: Chocolate Sauce

Thanks for your support! Its a rare day that the work of snail managers and snail manageresses is recognised as being so vital!


Posted By: SnailManager

Posted On: Feb 15, 2005
Views: 531
RE: Chocolate Sauce

Can anyone instruct me on how to submit an image to the bulletin board? I have a good one!


Posted By: Giraffe Teeth

Posted On: Feb 15, 2005
Views: 522
RE: Chocolate Sauce

You use an image tag to link the image into the message post but it has to be online somewhere already.


Posted By: SnailManager

Posted On: Feb 15, 2005
Views: 519
RE: Chocolate Sauce

My pic isnt on the web, i shall endeavor to put it there henceforth


Posted By: GirlUWant

Posted On: Feb 15, 2005
Views: 518
RE: Chocolate Sauce

Giraffe teeth...what the hell kind of name is that?


Posted By: Bilbo

Posted On: Feb 15, 2005
Views: 501
RE: Chocolate Sauce

GirlUWant, your name is advertising that we all want you. Can you post a naked picture of yourself so we can confirm that?


Posted By: Syrgot

Posted On: Feb 15, 2005
Views: 497
RE: Chocolate Sauce

By law, oral is still sex. If you're 18 and your 17 year old girlfriend sucks your cock, its still statatory rape.


Posted By: GirlUWant

Posted On: Feb 16, 2005
Views: 484
RE: Chocolate Sauce

Once again, it doesn't count on the roster...

I don't assume that everyone wants me! LOL! It is a DEVO song! No naked picures of me...I did find out today on the radio the number one thing that guys are attracted to is a woman's WHR - waist/hip ratio. You take your waist and then divide your hips by it. The ideal is .7, with .68 to .8 being highly desirable by men. It doesn't matter if you are tiny or big, men still like this ratio. I was happy to see that I measured out within this range at .77!

Try it out...


Posted By: Dragonmaster

Posted On: Feb 17, 2005
Views: 485
RE: Chocolate Sauce

I still go for personality. If she's the hottest thing you've ever seen, but she's a bad person, then why bother?


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