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Posted By: Bob Dole (the original)

Posted On: Feb 16, 2005
Views: 559
RE: Guess what my name is.

So it means magic club? Dragonmaster did you start a magic club or something?


Posted By: Snail Manager

Posted On: Feb 16, 2005
Views: 549
RE: Guess what my name is.

I think it could be "dragon mage" or maybe (puff the) magic dragon
why do i care? I have snails to attend to..


Posted By: Mr Cranky

Posted On: Feb 16, 2005
Views: 547
RE: Guess what my name is.

Since you deal with snails and such, I was wondering. Are slugs just homeless snails?


Posted By: SnailManager

Posted On: Feb 16, 2005
Views: 545
RE: Guess what my name is.

Slugs are'nt my department..
i'll put you through to our slug division
please hold......
















your custom is important to us, please hold












Spider division, how may we help you?
Slugs? No you want Snail division sir. I'll put you through...

(line goes dead)


Posted By: GirlUWant

Posted On: Feb 16, 2005
Views: 543
RE: Guess what my name is.

Slugs...awe, memories of living in Tacoma, Washington, they need a Slug Manager up there frizzle!


Posted By: Bob Dole (the original)

Posted On: Feb 16, 2005
Views: 541
RE: Guess what my name is.

Frizzle? What in the hell does that mean? Please refrain from the misuse of trendy hip-hop vernacular.


Posted By: Mr Cranky

Posted On: Feb 16, 2005
Views: 539
RE: Guess what my name is.

Frizzle is the sound slugs make when put in a frying pan.

To get rid of slugs out of your garden, all you have to do is put out pans of beer in the evening and overnight they all get wasted and drown. Depending where you live, you may end up with a lot of homeless people in your garden so you have to be careful doing this.

If you are especially evil, like me, you can put salt on slugs and they melt like the wicked witch of the west.


Posted By: Snail Manager

Posted On: Feb 16, 2005
Views: 537
RE: Guess what my name is.

Okay, heres that pic i mentioned previously
http://snailzy22.tripod.com/pics/index.album?i=0
view at your own peril..


Posted By: Mr Cranky

Posted On: Feb 16, 2005
Views: 531
RE: Guess what my name is.

That is sick and twisted...so naturally I had to get involved. You want to blend the two images together. Something more like this - http://mistercranky.tripod.com/dm.htm



Posted By: Dragonmaster

Posted On: Feb 16, 2005
Views: 528
RE: Guess what my name is.

You two have to much time on your hands. Making pictures for you to masterbate, with my face on them, is just unhealthy.







Posted By: Mr Cranky

Posted On: Feb 16, 2005
Views: 527
RE: Guess what my name is.

Don't flatter yourself Dragonmaster. That didn't take more than 10 minutes.


Posted By: Dragonmaster

Posted On: Feb 16, 2005
Views: 526
RE: Guess what my name is.

Snail Manager is the winner. My translation was "kind wizard" but I found another that matched what you had already posted. Sorry.

Prize is a five dollar money order (not much, sorry)

Just E-mail me your address if you want it.

dragonmaster@usa.com


Posted By: Snail Manager

Posted On: Feb 16, 2005
Views: 519
RE: Guess what my name is.

Thank you Dragon Master, im sorry that my art offended you, its simply a tasteless joke by some one with too much time on their hands.
Please donate my prize money to the charity of your choice.


Posted By: Dragonmaster

Posted On: Feb 16, 2005
Views: 515
RE: Guess what my name is.

No prob. I understand about the address, there is no other way to send it. It's your five bucks, you chose the charity.


Posted By: The Almighty Doer of Stuff

Posted On: Feb 16, 2005
Views: 515
RE: Guess what my name is.

You really ought to be more specific. He could donate to a Nazi charity or something. Now, if you specifically say "Donate it to the Material World Foundation" that would be better. Not that I'm even sure what the MWF is. I know it was founded by George Harrison of the Beatles, and I saw a clip on the website a while ago with him talking about it and mentioning "giving away the greedy money" or something like that. My guess is they give money to the poor or something. But don't quote me on that.


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