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| Posted By: AB Posted On: May 17, 2005 Views: 1412 | Ultimate Way to Relieve Stress(for Guys) Jerkin it!!!, most guys dont admit it but 99% do it. Hey, its a way to get a load off. Since u cant really do a girl anywhere, or arent always with a chick, just wwip it out and do ur stuff. You guys know. ;) |
| Posted By: adam Posted On: May 17, 2005 Views: 1409 | RE: Ultimate Way to Relieve Stress(for Guys) of course....the monks dont do it though, i read this thing that said this one hasnt done it in like 40 yrs and gets a hard on once every 4 or so months,,,,i wish...i get them every 4 hours, for no reason at all |
| Posted By: Bakakage Posted On: May 17, 2005 Views: 1397 | RE: Ultimate Way to Relieve Stress(for Guys) Feel sorry for those guys. One female visitor to the monestary must leave a lot of guys blue :-\ |
| Posted By: Joe Posted On: May 17, 2005 Views: 1388 | RE: Ultimate Way to Relieve Stress(for Guys) I guess you would know about that |
| Posted By: adam Posted On: May 17, 2005 Views: 1386 | RE: Ultimate Way to Relieve Stress(for Guys) i got blue balls once when i was younger, i fingered this chick and then i had to go....it hurt like hell |
| Posted By: Bakakage Posted On: May 17, 2005 Views: 1382 | RE: Ultimate Way to Relieve Stress(for Guys) Yes i would :( my best friend was a total hottie (we still arent sure how exactly we became friends) and she loved to be a tease. There was a good deal of pain some nights. |
| Posted By: GirlUWant Posted On: May 17, 2005 Views: 1377 | RE: Ultimate Way to Relieve Stress(for Guys) So what does that mean? If you don't get off and then it goes limp, that the fluids have to go back in the balls and it hurts coming back? fnjbhhyrhjflbjglkyhjthhn6yj5y6ijmjhkhiiu9yopuioyioyhikik |
| Posted By: GirlUWant's Daughter Posted On: May 17, 2005 Views: 1376 | RE: Ultimate Way to Relieve Stress(for Guys) Haha bitch I WIN! |
| Posted By: adam Posted On: May 17, 2005 Views: 1360 | RE: Ultimate Way to Relieve Stress(for Guys) i dont get your guys' contest...??? yeah i guess thats what happens, ive only had it happen once, i tried to do it to myself, and it didnt work, just felt a little.....unfulfilled |
| Posted By: Snrub Posted On: May 17, 2005 Views: 1355 | RE: Ultimate Way to Relieve Stress(for Guys) I doesnt hurt GirlUWant, its just when you get that far you would kind of rather keep going and get the job done completely. |
| Posted By: Bakakage Posted On: May 17, 2005 Views: 1353 | RE: Ultimate Way to Relieve Stress(for Guys) Ive had a few times when it hurt, but not the balls. Its like the body tries to force it to not go up despite its natural urge. Once was at work (i was younger working at a movie theatre, one of our hot supervisors came in before a school dance wearing this asian-looking dress with HIGH slits up side. Our uniforms didn't hide stuff well so holding that back left me doubling over in pain :-\ When you are young tho lol... Anyway the "blue ball" myth is pretty much BS its just the term guys use for wanting it bad but not getting. Its painful emotionally (but men dont like to talk about emotions so we blame it on our 2nd brain) |
| Posted By: Randy Posted On: May 17, 2005 Views: 1351 | RE: Ultimate Way to Relieve Stress(for Guys) Uhh, yeah it's not a myth http://health.discovery.com/centers/sex/sexpedia/blueballs.html ' "Blue balls" is a slang term referring to testicular aching that may occur when the blood that fills the vessels in a male's genital area during sexual arousal is not dissipated by orgasm. ' its like a mild kick to the groin...wee |
| Posted By: adam Posted On: May 17, 2005 Views: 1349 | RE: Ultimate Way to Relieve Stress(for Guys) yeah its no myth....well its a myth that the balls turn blue...i think i looked...but i dont remember |
| Posted By: GirlUWant Posted On: May 17, 2005 Views: 1341 | RE: Ultimate Way to Relieve Stress(for Guys) Since he mentioned blood, that would make sense because our blood is blue before it hits air...maybe you just get extra blood there so they look blue. Since I don't have balls I don't know about this, but I have had engorged breasts from breast-feeding! LOL! adam - the constest with my daughter was that she was typing random letters and trying to take over the computer from me, as you can see all of the pasoeitj;a fgja ;toij ; stuff at the end of that post before she claimed victory. I have done that so many times to her when she was IMing people. Yes, we do goofy stuff...but we love each other! ;) So, you GUYS have emotions after all, or not? I think you do...and that is cool! |
| Posted By: Snrub Posted On: May 17, 2005 Views: 1339 | RE: Ultimate Way to Relieve Stress(for Guys) I bet you were LOLing when your breasts were engorged!!, if you love boobies like I do it is very sad to see them in that state, even though they are usually bigger. And I didnt think you'd be talking to your daughter after her mentioning you masturbating over adam and/or James in the other thread this week, I dont even want to think about my mom masturbating (even though we all do it I suppose!) |
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