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Posted By: Bean_flicker

Posted On: May 17, 2005
Views: 600
RE: Ultimate Way to Relieve Stress(for Guys)

I think that is a great way for anyone to relieve stress. If, for some horrible reason, my husband and I can't have sex (of some form or another) for more than 24 hours I take some "me time" and deal with that pent up energy.

As for the blue balls thing, my hubby says it can feel sort of sore, but not like this horrible, unbearable pain that some people pretend it is. Course, he hasn't had to deal with that for 8 of our 9 years together ;)

I know for myself, if I get going and have to stop for some reason, I feel uncomfortable and crabby for a while afterwards. Good reason to get on with it :)


Posted By: Bakakage

Posted On: May 17, 2005
Views: 597
RE: Ultimate Way to Relieve Stress(for Guys)

Actually GUW im sorry to say the blue blood theory is untrue. I believed it too when i started to think about it but found research (another forum where a lot of insults were thrown around and someone found a medical site talking about the myth of blue blood) and its the color of the skin causes it to appear blue. The exact causes, i dont know. but they did tests where they ran blood through clear tubes in a certain medium (i think milk) and it absorbs certain colors to make the blood appear blue. Oxygenated blood is bright red, deoxygenated blood is a very deep red. most blood draws are done from veins (main ones from arteries are for blood gas tests and thank god those are rare for normal people) and if you notice the color of the average blood draw in a contained vial its pretty dark. Blood hitting open air will often have the haemoglobin pulling oxygen from air to turn brighter red almost instantly. But there is no such thing as blue blood. Sorry for this rant, but its one of those things that once you know, you never will have some smartass talk down to you if you ever mention it (im doing it as information, and like i said i thought it was blue too) Next time you get blood drawn, notice how they draw from the blue veins in your elbow (usually) but it comes out red. There is no open air in a sealed vial but its still red. :) just darker than fresh open air blood


Posted By: Joe (the real one)

Posted On: May 17, 2005
Views: 595
RE: Ultimate Way to Relieve Stress(for Guys)

My breasts swell up when I breast feed. It is pretty cool.


Posted By: Snrub

Posted On: May 17, 2005
Views: 591
RE: Ultimate Way to Relieve Stress(for Guys)

You may be the real Joe but are your breasts the real thing?


Posted By: Joe (the real one)

Posted On: May 17, 2005
Views: 589
RE: Ultimate Way to Relieve Stress(for Guys)

You bet. I can squirt milk over 15 feet on a good day. I bet you are jealous.


Posted By: GirlUWant

Posted On: May 18, 2005
Views: 587
RE: Ultimate Way to Relieve Stress(for Guys)

The blue blood theory makes sense because our veins look blue through our skin, but thanks for the blood education... you learn something new everyday.

I don't know any Joes that have boobs or vaginas!


Posted By: GirlUWant

Posted On: May 18, 2005
Views: 586
RE: Ultimate Way to Relieve Stress(for Guys)

Snrub - we were joking around...I was right here...I guess if I thought of adam I would also have to think of Kathy Bates because that is the only picture I have seen of adam!


Posted By: adam

Posted On: May 18, 2005
Views: 582
RE: Ultimate Way to Relieve Stress(for Guys)

well GUWs theory on the blue color makes sense, i didnt exactly look right after

and bean flicker, it really is a pretty bad pain, i guess it depends on the severity...i was 16 and horny as fuck LOL


Posted By: Bob Dole

Posted On: May 18, 2005
Views: 578
RE: Ultimate Way to Relieve Stress(for Guys)

I think blue balls is a myth. I've been left high and dry before but never experienced any physical pain. Maybe only certain people suffer from the affliction.

Hey GirlUWant, when does your daughter turn 18?


Posted By: Bill Clinton

Posted On: May 18, 2005
Views: 576
RE: Ultimate Way to Relieve Stress(for Guys)

Blue balls in no myth - you must have a low sex drive. Figures.


Posted By: Bill Clinton

Posted On: May 18, 2005
Views: 575
RE: Ultimate Way to Relieve Stress(for Guys)

"is", sorry. I, of all people, should know how to use that word.


Posted By: Bakakage

Posted On: May 18, 2005
Views: 572
RE: Ultimate Way to Relieve Stress(for Guys)

What is the deal with Dole? now spreading his SN to bill clinton too. as he said in the bug post the "close personal friend" of bob dole. Speaking of which, isn't it hard for dole to type with that prostetic arm?


Posted By: GirlUWant

Posted On: May 18, 2005
Views: 571
RE: Ultimate Way to Relieve Stress(for Guys)

Well Bob, I always thought that my daughter was born on April 28, but with your new thing...she could have been actually born on April 29 or even April 27, does anybody really know when there true birthday is? Thanks a lot, anyway, she was born in Florida a little over 17 years ago.

Bean flicker - I love that name! Could you possibly be Buff-ay?


Posted By: adam

Posted On: May 18, 2005
Views: 570
RE: Ultimate Way to Relieve Stress(for Guys)

i was born around midnight on jan 13th, but i have always lived in the central time zone


Posted By: GirlUWant

Posted On: May 18, 2005
Views: 562
RE: Ultimate Way to Relieve Stress(for Guys)

So don't move to Florida.


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