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| Posted By: Bob Dole Posted On: May 18, 2005 Views: 596 | RE: Ultimate Way to Relieve Stress(for Guys) GirlUWant: So, your daughter will be 18 soon? Is she hot? Do you think you could hook me up with her? If she's not hot then nevermind. I'm not posting as Bill Clinton. While I think he's probably a great guy to get drunk and pick up chicks with, I would never want him in charge of the country, and would never emulate him in any way shape or form. I think Black cabbage = Jamesmaster = Bill Clinton. |
| Posted By: GirlUWant Posted On: May 18, 2005 Views: 589 | RE: Ultimate Way to Relieve Stress(for Guys) Bob - I think you find girls on your own quite nicely! Are you going to see the Star Wars movie this weekend? |
| Posted By: adam Posted On: May 18, 2005 Views: 586 | RE: Ultimate Way to Relieve Stress(for Guys) youve gotta be retarded to try and see it right when it comes out, i havent looked yet but theres probly tents pitched and everything |
| Posted By: Beavis Posted On: May 18, 2005 Views: 584 | RE: Ultimate Way to Relieve Stress(for Guys) You said pitching a tent...heh heh heh heh hehe heh. Are you threatening me? |
| Posted By: Butthead Posted On: May 18, 2005 Views: 579 | RE: Ultimate Way to Relieve Stress(for Guys) Shhut up Beavis, you bunghole. |
| Posted By: Beavis Posted On: May 18, 2005 Views: 576 | RE: Ultimate Way to Relieve Stress(for Guys) God damn it we're never gonna score! That old lady is a slut and she scores all the time but were never gonna score! |
| Posted By: Butthead Posted On: May 18, 2005 Views: 572 | RE: Ultimate Way to Relieve Stress(for Guys) Beavis, this is the greatest day of our lives. |
| Posted By: Beavis Posted On: May 18, 2005 Views: 570 | RE: Ultimate Way to Relieve Stress(for Guys) Shut up buttmunch. I am your savior.  |
| Posted By: observant Posted On: May 18, 2005 Views: 565 | RE: Ultimate Way to Relieve Stress(for Guys) Sometimes I jerk off even when there is someone around I could get it on with. There are times when I just don't feel like worrying about being all lovey dovey and caring about the other persons feelings. I just wanna cum, damnit! Ok, what else? Oh, I've never had "blueballs". and I'm not going to see Star Wars. |
| Posted By: GirlUWant Posted On: May 19, 2005 Views: 553 | RE: Ultimate Way to Relieve Stress(for Guys) Amen, observant! I totally agree! So, NOT gonna see Star Wars either! I think I would like to see that Herbie movie! I love Lindsay Lohan, but not like adam loves her... |
| Posted By: Rabbit Trick Posted On: May 19, 2005 Views: 552 | RE: Ultimate Way to Relieve Stress(for Guys) From what I have heard, lots of guys have 'loved' her. She is quite the little slut and cokehead. |
| Posted By: adam Posted On: May 19, 2005 Views: 547 | RE: Ultimate Way to Relieve Stress(for Guys) how dare you! you have no idea what you are talkign about! |
| Posted By: Joe Posted On: May 19, 2005 Views: 545 | RE: Ultimate Way to Relieve Stress(for Guys) Dude, where have you been. She slept with Bruce Willis and nailed some drummer in a bathroom at a party. You must be the last person on the planet to know this stuff. Or your in denial. |
| Posted By: Bob Dole Posted On: May 19, 2005 Views: 541 | RE: Ultimate Way to Relieve Stress(for Guys) GirlUWant: I'm downloading the Star Wars movie right now. I should have it by tomorrow morning. I'll probably watch it sometime this weekend. |
| Posted By: cuppajane Posted On: May 19, 2005 Views: 540 | RE: Ultimate Way to Relieve Stress(for Guys) i think LL is going to be found sprawled out on the bathroom floor of a club with a **** ton of coke in her system and a ruptured esophogus...pants around her ankles. poor thing doesn't know what food is, that she HAD THE greatest hair, and parents that are full-on long island white trash... that is if her dad doesn't blow her and her mom away first |
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