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| Posted By: Bob Dole Posted On: Aug 5, 2005 Views: 505 | RE: GirlUWant-your bf was arrested! Yeah, but they put out faster if you hang out with them a lot. Typically my interest is genuine. It just wanes over time as I realize they are not as intelligent and knowledgeable (especially about politics) as I currently require for a long term relationship. |
| Posted By: cuppajane Posted On: Aug 5, 2005 Views: 499 | RE: GirlUWant-your bf was arrested! By the sounds of it you don't want a serious relationship. I'm willing to bet that you're going to find fault with every girl you meet/date. If you are serious about a gal who has political savvy then you will seek her out in that forum (ie volunteer with your local political party). Either that or you need a good beat down by a superior woman. IMO guys ruin any chance of good times by being so single tracked with sex. Just get some K-Y and use it often so you can see clearly. |
| Posted By: Bill Clinton Posted On: Aug 5, 2005 Views: 497 | RE: GirlUWant-your bf was arrested! Josh Dole - if I were you (a "have" as opposed to a "have not") I would be enjoying my life or way too busy to sit down and actually post on this site. You are obviously fulfilling some sort of need - probably a connection to people that you can't get in real life because people tend not to like you. Whenever you post something about how great you are it reveals more about the stunted growth of your character. |
| Posted By: adam Posted On: Aug 5, 2005 Views: 493 | RE: GirlUWant-your bf was arrested! LoL ...so what about dr phil? what does he have to say? |
| Posted By: Dr. Phil Posted On: Aug 6, 2005 Views: 482 | RE: GirlUWant-your bf was arrested! First I would like to say a few things about "The Rules". Like "The Da Vinci Code", this book takes a few historical tidbits and creates a fictional world that some people view as reality. Ellen Fein and her "partner" Sherrie Schneider should have made it clear that this book is lesbian humor and should not be taken seriously. I thought about putting out my own rules book but I realized A guy's rules could be summed up in a few bullet points: Hot Young Self esteem issues so they don't realize they don't have to be with a middle aged overweight guy. Replaceable Did I say hot? Any girl that has been in a Girls Gone Wild video gets extra points. One of those lower back tattoos is extra points. Stay away from the intelligent girls, at least for a long term relationship. My wife is a drug induced zombie and that is the way I like it. The last thing I need is a woman that is smart enough to figure out that since I haven't had sex with her for 4 years, the 17 boxes of condoms and lube the UPS guy dropped off is probably not for her. If god wanted men to go antiquing and cloth shopping he would not have invented big screen TVs. Men do not only think about sex. It just seems that way to woman because it is the only thing we want to do with you. We also like anything that goes fast, naked woman (technically not sex), alcohol, poker, electronics, breasts, homophobic jokes, violent movies with lots of naked woman and things going fast and exploding, and barbequing. |
| Posted By: BBQ Guy Posted On: Aug 6, 2005 Views: 478 | RE: GirlUWant-your bf was arrested! Dr. Phil, I'm going to start watching your show. You are a genius. |
| Posted By: GirlUWant Posted On: Aug 6, 2005 Views: 474 | RE: GirlUWant-your bf was arrested! Dr Phil, maybe you are just jealous because I am mentioning someone else's book other than yours! When I look back at the mistakes that I made in relationships, and I compare them to what this book says, it makes sense. Maybe it doesn't work for everyone...but I think in general it is good information. Since we keep having higher and higher divorce rates in this country it seems obvious that we are doing something wrong. Also, it would be nice if there were more nice, sexy, bald men to go around. I have a conspiracy theory that the beautiful Canadian women are coming here and stealing them all? What do you think about that? |
| Posted By: Dr. Phil Posted On: Aug 6, 2005 Views: 470 | RE: GirlUWant-your bf was arrested! BBQ Guy - I know. GirlUWant - No. I also mentioned another book and the difference between my book and the other two mentioned is mine is self help and the other two are fiction. I'm sure when the gals wrote there little book, they had no idea women would actually think they were seriously suggesting relationships should be started on a foundation of game playing and lies. I saw the book for what it was and I had one hell of a good laugh reading it. I suggest it to anyone looking for good lesbian humor. The only Canadian woman I can think of is Celine Dion and I don't think she has the physical strength to steal anyone. If American woman are going to keep falling for things like Scientology and The Rules, it wouldn't surprise me to see some sort of invasion. I think it would start from England though because American men have good teeth and aren't sissies. |
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