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| Posted By: ?? Posted On: Oct 25, 2005 Views: 499 | RE: The little kid behind you i scanned over the whole thing 'cause it's way too long so correct me if I'm wrong - you're putting your balls in kids hands and telling them one is for protection and the other is for creativity?? what the fuck you sick fuck!!? |
| Posted By: Bakakage Posted On: Oct 25, 2005 Views: 497 | RE: The little kid behind you No, the first cant be ignored. you mispelled warriors EVERY FRIGGIN TIME! And if your threefold or whatever crap is true, there would be no humanity. Because back in the day, both pagans and jews were VERY heavy into sacrafice (animals mostly) and by your logic, it would start an animal revolution to slaughter humanity, or some other being would come and sacrafice humans. Your logic is so flawed its not even funny. Karma to an extent is logical...you do stuff to **** people off...its likely going to bite you in the ass. but your three BS is just that. I would say get off your high horse but i think your fat ass would crush any horse you sat on. |
| Posted By: James Posted On: Oct 25, 2005 Views: 497 | RE: The little kid behind you Lets try this again with BS check. Is there any way to ignore the first two? (tries to kneel down to be at eye level with little kid, falls over head first. lays on ground with heart beating 200 beats a minute) Whats your name little one? (nods, little kid laughs at all my chins wiggling) Well, the three fold law simply explained, expresses that when your gut gets so fat that it has 3 or more folds, people avoid you and openly mock you wherever you go. People tell you you smell like old cheese. It is a universal law that can not be changed. One group of people came and tried to incorporate the obese into society. They wore tight red shorts and permed their hair. The obese had their holy food stolen, and given different diets of small small and bad taste. They were not permitted to spend the day on the couch but instead were forced to move about the world wiggling their arms and legs to fast music. Some of us rebelled and did not listen to the effeminate man. Some of us found a home with a new group. One that modeled its wardrobe after Richard Lewis. We are a group that society mocks for many reasons so we wear black clothing, make-up, strange haircuts, and a new religion to help us feel we are different because we want to be, not because he are just natural born freaks. As an added bonus, black clothing creates the illusion of slimming so that is cool as well. When you are older look up history, and not just what they teach you in school, on TV, in books, in society, or what seems to be common sense. You will have to go through old books (only specific old books written by crackpots) and not computers for this (except for blogs written by fellow goths). (wow, she is crying and trying to get away?) (by now the parent is there, I give a polite nod and try to stand. The parents are summoning security and phoning 911) But mister, you didn't answer my question. Do you thing you are a wizard? (I take out of my pocket two stones, look up to the parent, the mother pulls mace from her purse) Here, you can keep these. One is calls Chrsyocolla and the other is Garnet. One is for bull****, the other is for bad spelling. When you are older you can use these to make up wild stories about your life and butcher the English language. (the mother shoots me in the eye with the mace and they run off. as my vision is fading, I feel two stones bounce off my skull. Luckily they hit the metal part.) |
| Posted By: adam Posted On: Oct 25, 2005 Views: 492 | RE: The little kid behind you lol |
| Posted By: lilly Posted On: Oct 25, 2005 Views: 488 | RE: The little kid behind you its totally the uncontrollable brats beside you. i really don't mind kids... its the brats i can't stand. and the parents that bring them to said restaurant. for example: i went to my local brewhouse one afternoon that i had off. all i wanted was to sit at the bar and quietly enjoy some pub grub and some brew. yeah, that didn't happen.... thanks to the lady who brought in 6 kids, all under the age of 8... by herself.... they proceeded to run around and bang on ****--- obviously out of control. so much for relaxing :0/ |
| Posted By: Snail Posted On: Oct 25, 2005 Views: 478 | RE: The little kid behind you I don't know what's funnier, that james believes in that bull****, the previous **** taking or his bizarre little fantasy. LMAO You really do see yourself as some kind of oracle of the truth, enlightening the world to your own fukced up belief system. James, none of us give a flying feck as to whether some religion "stole" some pointless symbol from some bunch of crackpots. Look i have my own symbol- @ it means protection and some other rubbish and some bastrd stole it and used it for email addresses or something. Whatever. Oh and stop using numbers as they belong to the arabs, and stop using letters as they belong to romans you freakin hypocrite! |
| Posted By: 3 fold lawyer Posted On: Oct 26, 2005 Views: 467 | RE: The little kid behind you And if your threefold or whatever crap is true, there would be no humanity. Because back in the day, both pagans and jews were VERY heavy into sacrafice (animals mostly) and by your logic, it would start an animal revolution to slaughter humanity, or some other being would come and sacrafice humans. here is how 3 fold got back at animal sacraficers... christians taking over the world not letting ppl practice their own faith black death aids |
| Posted By: James Posted On: Oct 26, 2005 Views: 465 | RE: The little kid behind you Actually, the pagans from the areas that I pull my stuff from didn't have animal sacrifices. The Mayans some in Africa, and a few others had animal and human sacrifices, even then all that came later. Very few spells call for blood. Most of the first society's were matriarchal. The religious ceremonies were attended by women only. The male moved into the female home, took her name, etc. Catal Huyuk, in Turkey, found that no defensive walls were built during this time, over one thousand years. The only stable figure was the woman. The moon calender was used. Now, I look at this (shortened down greatly for you guys) and the few spells I can get my hands on. Even a super old ingredients list. The blood used was minute in quantity, renewable, and the idea that ****ing with something if your not justified results in ****ed up Karma. Dosen't take to much imagination as to what blood they were using. |
| Posted By: The little kid Posted On: Oct 26, 2005 Views: 460 | RE: The little kid behind you eeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww |
| Posted By: Norman Posted On: Oct 26, 2005 Views: 439 | RE: The little kid behind you Menstral blood was a sign of fertility, it had nothing to do with karma. |
| Posted By: James Posted On: Oct 26, 2005 Views: 437 | RE: The little kid behind you You missed the point. Shedding blood does play havoc with your karma. Menstrual blood was used for fertility, but not just in humans. Think what was most important to these people. Hoping the seeds would sprout, their kids grow up strong, the deer having foals and them growing up strong for food, ext. |
| Posted By: Norman Posted On: Oct 26, 2005 Views: 434 | RE: The little kid behind you It wasn't about Karma to them. Their gods punished everyone when they were not appeased. This is not the same as karma. It was to appease the gods that sacrifices were made but it was not for blood but as a total offering. These sacrifices date very far back. |
| Posted By: James Posted On: Oct 26, 2005 Views: 432 | RE: The little kid behind you Only as far back as when war like people took over. Not as far back as what I'm discussing. |
| Posted By: gabe Posted On: Oct 26, 2005 Views: 426 | RE: The little kid behind you So what does menstrual blood taste like? must be super nutritious! |
| Posted By: Norman Posted On: Oct 26, 2005 Views: 457 | RE: The little kid behind you The only thing that can be said about the Neolithic is that the only city known to exist at the time did not have any evidence of violent death. Catal Huyak had a population of 6,000 people so that accounted for approx 1/1000 of the world population. There is not enough archeological evidence to determine if human sacrifice was practiced. If you go back to the first known civilizations such as Mesopotamia, you will find human sacrifice did take place. Actually most every known ancient civilization had human sacrifice. Now if you are saying, no before that then that is just pure conjecture on your part because there really isn't much historical record available before people started living in civilizations. There is evidence of warfare going back as far as 14,000 years and the start was due to lifestyles changing from nomadic to settlers not because of a perceived sex of their god. |
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