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Posted By: Dr. Zhivago

Posted On: Mar 24, 2004
Views: 680
RE: Where in the World is Dr. Zhivago?

sheepskin = vellum = diploma


Posted By: your momma

Posted On: Mar 25, 2004
Views: 675
RE: Where in the World is Dr. Zhivago?

domo arigato mr roboto


Posted By: dave

Posted On: Mar 25, 2004
Views: 664
RE: Where in the World is Dr. Zhivago?

Oh by the way. MEXICAN WEED SUCKS!


Posted By: Harry Pillcrusher

Posted On: Mar 25, 2004
Views: 656
RE: Where in the World is Dr. Zhivago?

I think you might rescind that statement if you are lucky enough to get your sticky, bone-rolling fingers on some Acaupulco Gold.


Posted By: Nik Ashmost

Posted On: Mar 25, 2004
Views: 649
RE: Where in the World is Dr. Zhivago?

Yeah dave, it's brickweed that sucks. AKA schwag. That crap can come from anywhere. It's the compressing/travelling that degrades it.


Posted By: Elmo

Posted On: Mar 25, 2004
Views: 648
RE: Where in the World is Dr. Zhivago?

Doc Z, if you are-
1)so against the posters and/or their postings
2)"smarter" than us, especially preteens like me(although I'm getting ****ed at everyone after the "preteen stupidity" crap)
3)so caught up with all these stories you make up about where you've been, just to cover up the fact that you were smoking crack in Mexico WHICH IS ILLEGAL with all of your boyfriends(yes BOYfriends)
-then why do you even bother to take the time to give us all annoying migranes with your mindless drivel?


Posted By: Maestra

Posted On: Mar 25, 2004
Views: 641
the olive branch...

Dr. Z, you seem to be getting increasingly short-tempered. You can hardly blame us for being curious about you since you post such interesting vignettes about your academic pursuits. I'm not claiming that all of the contributors to this forum are legitimate (or even multicellular organisms), but some of us are. In fact there are a few contributors from whom I've seen rather cerebral postings. So in order to assuage your craving for intellectual discourse, why don't you choose a topic that you'd like to discuss. (I'll admit that I am not much of a history or archaeology buff- but I do have some knowledge of literature, and several other topics- one of which I'm sure you'll find to your liking). Rather than spend your time on these boards defending yourself and refuting others, start a topic, and we can have a (hopefully) civilized conversation.......or is "your momma" right and do you only respond to attacks?


Posted By: your momma

Posted On: Mar 25, 2004
Views: 637
RE: Where in the World is Dr. Zhivago?

bravo!


Posted By: Dr. Zhivago

Posted On: Mar 25, 2004
Views: 636
RE: Where in the World is Dr. Zhivago?

I accept your olive branch and deny your claim that I am short-tempered. This forum is one of my few delights and I may appear to be short-tempered, but I am merely stoking the fire. I respect you, Maestra, because of your affinity for Tom Robbins and your attempted psychological evaluation of me. No cigar, but you proved yourself to be quite the psychological profiler. I would peg you as a forty-something woman with a few grand children and a predisposition towards reading and cross-word puzzles. I have nothing to back up this claim, but I would geographically place you in the United States and, more specifically, the mid-west. Au demain ma petite chou!


Posted By: Dr. Zhivago

Posted On: Mar 25, 2004
Views: 635
RE: Where in the World is Dr. Zhivago?

Topic: Jewish heritage on the West Bank.


Posted By: Aurora

Posted On: Mar 26, 2004
Views: 618
RE: Where in the World is Dr. Zhivago?

I think you need to be more specific Dr. What is it exactly that you want to discuss, their culture, they socio economic status, or the number of ingrown toenails in the area?


Posted By: Matt

Posted On: Mar 26, 2004
Views: 616
RE: Where in the World is Dr. Zhivago?

WTF is wrong with you people?


Posted By: Matt

Posted On: Mar 26, 2004
Views: 615
RE: Where in the World is Dr. Zhivago?

Let me tell you all a little about Dr.Zhivago. He spends his whole life fighting for "a little piece of sheepskin", he calls himself a doctor to feel special, and he's Canadian, oh yeah and he thinks he's of a higher form of life becuase he can down-talk 12 year olds and use big words. Plus he thinks America is full of idiots. First off, a smart person in Canda isn't you sir, it's a tourist. I have many Canandian friends, and they all agree that America can beat Canada in anything from Hockey to a spelling bee anytime. Iam sure someone is reading this right now and saying, this guy is an moron and can't type. For this I have to say to you, your not a doctor, your some stupid scientist on a ego-trip. Why dont you click your heels three times and go somewhere else.


Posted By: Aurora

Posted On: Mar 26, 2004
Views: 610
RE: Where in the World is Dr. Zhivago?

Matt, first off, the Dr. stated that he was born in the states, yet moved to Canada. Second, I don't know what sort of self-hating Canadians you know, but I would bet just about anything that you are lying. Shall we look back to the last Olympics and see who is better at hockey? I'm sorry to dissuade you, but if you look at statistics, Canadians better the yanks on all standardized tests. Have you seen the show Street Smarts? Those aren't Canadians looking like idiots.

In retrospect, I can't see that any Canadian would be "friends" with you unless perhaps motivated by pity. You're right, someone is reading that and thinking you are a complete moron, but it doesn't stop at our Dr. Anyone who reads that post can see that you just get off on spewing unsupported drivel.

Lastly, I must comment on your ignorant statement, "your not a doctor, your some stupid scientist on a ego-trip"
You're partially correct on this one. Our Dr. has never claimed to be an MD but rather have a PHD in Anthropology. This would mean that he would be classed a scientist of sorts.

Using an analogy I'm sure you could understand, think back to Spiderman... do you recall a Dr. Octavius? He was not MD, but a scientist... is it all clicking for you now my poor little yank?


Posted By: your momma

Posted On: Mar 26, 2004
Views: 606
RE: Where in the World is Dr. Zhivago?

BOO YA!

Canada sounds like a nice place to live. A utopian society if you will. Who woulda thunk it? Thanks for the cheap drugs BTW.


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